|Reviews for Tifa's Bogus Journey|
| NocturneX chapter 13 . 7/5/2014
Awww…it's been nearly ten years, so I guess this fic won't be finished. Too bad. This was some pretty great stuff if you ask me.
| silverdigger chapter 5 . 9/3/2009
That whole blowtorch thing, ew... wait... Oh! She melted the ice around his heart! And they'll go out for coffee later, in between cliche plot lines. Har har har!
| silverdigger chapter 4 . 9/3/2009
Arm warmers... Monopoly money... Bwahahaha! The Brief Interlude actually reminded me of my husband's nephew - every conversation is somehow about his depressingness. BTW, I've only encountered the "bondage Vincent" in yaoi fiction, so you shouldn't have to worry about it with Tifa!
| silverdigger chapter 1 . 9/2/2009
Well, this is great already! Cliches, illogic, and transparent plot contrivances make me itch, too. I'll catch some more tomorrow night.
| Neophyte Ronin chapter 1 . 1/13/2008
Reading this immediately made me realize why I hated reading the fan-fic "All But One" just a month or so back. You can tell by reading this passage:
"Apparently, it was some unstoppable brigand of well-trained assassins or something like that, who had been operating underground for years upon years and were known and feared throughout the world, even though there had never been so much as a mention of them in the whole continuity of the Final Fantasy 7 realm.
And they had their sights set on AVALANCHE. Just to prove they were superior, or because they had worshipped Sephiroth, or been part of Shinra or something. And of course, a couple of them were bound to have some sort of history with a few AVALANCHE members. Like one had trained under Zangan and wanted to beat up on Tifa because she upstaged him some years back, or one had been a former Turk with Vincent. Or they were someone's ex-spouse, or even an AVALANCHE member that was thought to have been killed in the Sector Seven Pillar collapse."
I laughed my ass off.
Excellent work so far... even though this story obviously abuses other authors rather than the medium/source material of the game.
| Alma chapter 1 . 8/12/2007
Ah, its all so true! Hehe, awesome fic. Original and well-written! Love it!
| I've Left The Site chapter 1 . 8/11/2007
A Bill and Ted-like thing? Excellent.
| Clan Dragoodle chapter 1 . 8/4/2007
It's so sad how true this is, but god is it funny to laugh at ourselves.
| AmazonTurk chapter 13 . 7/29/2007
This is fucking gold. I love it. *bowing to your greatness* Loved the fact that evil Tifa bit of 'Greg's' nipple. Fabulous!
| KnightBlade chapter 13 . 7/29/2007
I'm not gonna pretend that some parts of this story aren't painfully stupid and random, but I know that's what you're going for, so it's okay. Seriously, though... the story is still making me laugh out loud. Especially the pointless Shasta thing... classic.
Anyways, keep it up, it's funny.
| Kracken l.w chapter 13 . 7/15/2007
Ookaay... While I really enjoyed the whole concept of the Cliche busting... WHAT THE F! Then again, I'm so violently opposed to OOCness and over the top fluff that I generally avoid them like the plague and have no clue where half of that came from. Evil Tifa? Never seen it. Examples please; so I can add them to my dead journal list of horrifying fanfics. (Tifa/vinny, Yuffie/ vinnie, and above all, the one you DIDN'T cover, Aerith/ Sephiroth... GAG, HURL!)
| Larissa x3 chapter 13 . 3/20/2006
I can't believe I never found this sooner! I always wondered why no one did something like this! It's absolutely beautiful! Especially the language insertions. The only time those can be even slightly tolerable are in FFX fanfic, using Al Behd. Even then they're annoying as hell.
'Jim-Jam' and 'Greg' are based off of Montana and Fa-Li in 'Sink to the Bottom With You,' arent they?
I know this review is waay late, but please update sometime soon?
| LauraLaurent chapter 1 . 2/12/2006
Hm... I like it, but doen't Tifa usually have a bar in Kalm in the fanfics? I've never seen one in Nibeheim...
| SafireGriffon chapter 5 . 1/8/2006
OMG I laughed so hard reading this! I mean, normally I don't even venture into the Final Fantasy VII category that often, but I recognize these cliches! I mean, they're in every category, really. And you do just fine at being funny without being offensive-we've all fallen into a couple of these, but we all know the really terrible stories that fall into ALL of them! ;p They're funny in their own way . . .they just don't *mean* to be. Like B-Rated movies.
| klepto-maniac0 chapter 9 . 11/15/2005
::laughs:: Have you seen Avenue Q? Lucy the Slut, man... Hehehe.
But yeah... Good job with this fic! I'm seriously enjoying Tifa exploding all those bad clichés about her, and am I a horrible person if I found the rape chapter really, really funny? Tifa becoming desensitized is not so funny, but 'Greg' screaming his head off and Tifa going, "Good gravy!" was just too funny...
You going to do a Rufus/Tifa? Because I never understood those...