|Reviews for One|
| Maika-2 chapter 1 . 12/13/2015
Awesome :D It had me laughing from start to finish and good half an hour after. I can totally see how Gimli and Legolas would debate such things during the battle. Maybe not Aragorn... He was always more of the silent, broody type. It's brilliant from Legolas' angst to Gimli's fretting.
I espesially liked one of Aragorn's lines: 'Mumakil fall over every day.' It's sooo true :D
| The Mysterious Masked Hunter chapter 1 . 6/17/2015
Endangered species! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great! Save the dwarves club was hilarious!
| Guest chapter 1 . 6/5/2015
ahhh... didn't you see all the poor humans Legolas had to kill to get at the mumak in the first place? also, this is before the last ice age. elephants aren't endangered yet! if any species is endangered, it's the elves- heeeeyyyyy, there's an idea! save the elves posters! in a seriously au fic, we authors could put down elf conservationists who try to hold them in a zoo, study them, captive- breed them... of course our elf muses would go on strike...
| SadieAussie chapter 1 . 3/3/2015
LOL! Poor Mumakil! Poor Legolas! I still say it should count as three! Gimli! ROFL! Man, I feel like I got my laughing out for the day.
| butski chapter 1 . 12/14/2014
This is a very funny little story. Thanks for sharing. Have a nice day.
| ThurinRanger chapter 1 . 8/12/2014
Who knew a counting game could get so complicated...
Yes, Mumakil falling would be a natural disaster. Definitely.
So funny! My mom is giving me funny looks as I try to stifle my irrepressible laughter...
| ninja mud chapter 1 . 5/26/2013
It's so weird that I never thought over that much before.
But your story is so funny and Aragorn stood there somewhat confused throughout is just brillient :D
| Pergjithshme chapter 1 . 4/16/2013
LOL! Love it!
| quaff chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
I'm reading this very early in the morning and I don't want to laugh because I don't want to disturb my neighbours. Oh, what the heck...
| colordrifter chapter 1 . 9/25/2011
And in the midst of chaos and destruction, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are having a discussion about, yes, who killed more mûmak. Of course.
| marchofthemadhare chapter 1 . 6/26/2011
lol! I could not stop laughing!
| NikkaHi chapter 1 . 11/15/2010
haha xD so funny xD
| Lellow chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
"Hey, Gorbang, I killed fourteen and a half!"
that was priceless! i really enjoyed that!
| GingerWholock chapter 1 . 10/28/2010
Hehehe Gimli's one of my favourites (besides Sam)
| RoseJustice chapter 1 . 9/13/2010
LOL...that is sad~! I can actually imagine the three of them having that conversation!