A great story. Very good.

You wicked, wicked, wicked manipulator of unsuspecting readers' imaginations! So utterly captivating, this. James and Jack, writing and art - perfect, just perfect. Like something out of unremembered dreams. And hysterically funny to boot! (Not to mention ohmygodohmygod at the thought of Jack wielding those paintbrushes with James at the receiving end...)

This is...amazingly creative and damn you for making your writing pieces so freaking wonderful. Good job, you've officially got me addicted to Sparrington. Or JN, or JJ, or however else I want to call it. I like the ring of Sparrington.

The summary dragged me in, and then I just got caught until the end and I read Jack's lovely replacement for "horny". Lovely. You do amazing work with those two. n-n

That was great!

I'm saying this far to often these days, but I'll do it again anyway: 'Aw, I loved it!'

There. So it was very good and amusing and the end was... well... I won't be using my oilpaints for a while now... _'

LOL! What can I say, I love your sense of humor.

Unfortunatelly, had some kind of problem and I lost my lists. But here I am again, and adding you again. Hope to read another of your delightful fantasies soon.

I haven't had the urge to eat paint in years- thank you.

Jackson Pollock is AWESOME!

This is hilarious! Johnson Pollvault bit caused me an injury. Seriously, I've not laughed so hard in so long that I pulled something. Loved the paint fight and the making up. Sorry I hadn't reviewed this before. Had the same problem with Oneiriad. I do not think my author alerts are working. Adding you there again- we'll see how that turns out. Cheers mate!

*grins* Ah, that's too amusing! We always knew that their arguements were just unrequited passion simmering under the surface...

*thumbs up* And the apples were lovely. _

Oh... my... GAWD this is GREAT! I am so going to fall out of my chair... Favorite lines: "It had nothing to do with unrequited lust . . . nah" & "Oh, that's not fair." Riotously hilarious.

Thank you so much for your lovely comments; I really do appreciate them. :) And I do have a livejournal! I'm Spazcat101 over there, too. Thanks for the Agent Sands Community suggestion! I'll give it a shot!

This is hysterical! Dandy AU; quite original. Gratuitious quote abuse is such fun, I really got a kick out of "but you HAVE heard of me?" (and was halfway expecting Jack to polish off the sushi and have Norrington asking "But why is the fish gone?"...)

Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!