Reviews for Meeting the Criteria
GuidingHand chapter 1 . 4/28/2013
I giggled the whole way through. I loved Severus's thoughts throughout the story. :)
xXxMartelxXx chapter 1 . 11/8/2010
oh god what XD
SnapeAngel chapter 1 . 12/6/2009
oh god poor severus! he thought he was going to have to fuck albus at first, or likely be fuckwed by him..well at least he got someone who looked better

loved the minerva grin like a cat statement...i can see that
Hekko chapter 1 . 8/17/2006
Dumbledore virgin, at his age? And he's relieved he doesn't get deflowered by Snape? Must be getting senile, I can't get his point... ;)
foxgirlangie chapter 1 . 5/11/2006
lmmfao! Holy Crappit! That was...wrong...and hilarious...at the same time. Brilliant.
Fate chapter 1 . 12/16/2005
*cackles helplessly and falls off her chair*

This was brilliant!

Well done!
ReeraTheRed chapter 1 . 4/26/2005
Really funny, I was chuckling the whole way through.
Niamh is searching for a muse chapter 1 . 8/15/2004
I find that, though this is extremely well written, it makes me want to crawl out of my skin. The discussion of "sexual magic" without the presence of Harry creeps me out.

I really love your work, you are a wonderful writer, this forced prostitution, however, was a little too much for me.

I think I need to read The Guardians of Selene about four times now. hee hee.

Niamh
Niemand5 chapter 1 . 8/14/2004
Has potential.
Little Tigger chapter 1 . 8/13/2004
*pardon me while I laugh my *%#$& off*

That was the funniest thing I have read in a while. It is also about the only way the HPSS thing works. Thank you very very much for that.

Of course, Snape could just settle for helping to build the new school...

When Potter hears what Albus has in mind, he's likely to insist on it! lol! If you decide to continue, which you don't need to, but if you do, I'd love to hear how Potter takes the news! And the rest of the trio! Imagine Ron's face!

ROFLMAO!

:~) LT
skierguy chapter 1 . 8/13/2004
that's disgustingly hilarious. i can't believe snape and dumbledore have to make out. lol. a lil confusing at the end, wasn't sure wut that meant, but other then that, it wuz good
chickens chapter 1 . 8/13/2004
Maybe he could kill potter. After all, he's already served his porpuse and killed voldemort. He can make the ultimate sacrifice
johnson chapter 1 . 8/13/2004
perv.