Reviews for How to Open a Chest Not!
swdrone chapter 1 . 7/19/2007
I just love Luggage.
dogbertcarroll chapter 1 . 2/20/2005
Carter's Lab chapter 1 . 12/15/2004
ha ha ha

If only that could be so.

Arathi chapter 1 . 12/7/2004
Well that's one way to get rid of pain-in-the-Mik'ta senators! LOL
Vinnet chapter 1 . 9/16/2004
Cute! Hilarious! ...Can I have a pet Luggage? Oh, yes, anyway. Great storyline. I noticed you appeared to be asking for constructive criticism, so here's what I have to offer. (Don't worry; practically everyone I review hears this.) There were a few places where hiccups in grammar distracted from my reading "experience", but overall, it's fairly well edited and pretty true to the characters. One other thing: when the Luggage sat down at the end of the ramp and you've got a dialogue between Jack, Kinsey, and Hammond(?), it's a little unclear whether it's Hammond or Kinsey speaking in that section.

Again, good job! Well-written! Cheers!
HaniDeath chapter 1 . 8/28/2004
Lol this was hillarious, I have read disc world novels so i love the luggage! Great combination
everg8er23 chapter 1 . 8/15/2004
Yeah! Kinsey was eaten by a chest. Way to go Chester! Great idea for a story, too bad it hasn't happened in the show.
Black Shadow Stalker chapter 1 . 8/15/2004
HaHa, please can we have a sequel?
MurdocsAngel chapter 1 . 8/15/2004
LOL! I would say 'poor Kinsey' but the bastard deserved it. Great job! A very imaginative way of getting rid of our most hated Earth foe.