Reviews for The Talk
dem bones chapter 1 . 3/10/2012
That was funny. I loved Petunia's reaction to Harry's remark about the bees/bees.

"You will erase such thoughts from your mind while you live in this house. Do you understand?"

Then here comes the part I would have added.


"No buts. I don't want none of that foolish business in my house."

"Yes, Aunt Petunia."

"HaHa, Harry got told." Dudley said while chuckling.

Me: LOL :D
The Honorary Weasley chapter 1 . 11/14/2011
This story made me EXTREMELY grateful we got the talk in school so my mother never had to talk to me about it... lol, good story though.
philosophyluver chapter 1 . 9/7/2011
hahaha...I can just imagine harry asking hermione something like that:P
outofcharacter chapter 1 . 12/19/2010
Loved this! They should be happy he's curious about "the bees and the bees", at least then they won't have to worry about him getting anyone pregnant. A very well written, hilarious scenario, god job!
AliceElizabeth2 chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
The most traumatic experience in any child's life.
PenonPaperFingersonKeys chapter 1 . 11/11/2009
This brings back bad memories *shudders*
Dipi chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
poor harry! he he
goldacharmed chapter 1 . 9/1/2008
i don't get it. what is the bees and the birds. anyway funny story. man that must be so awkward for them. later dude
MojoPuppy chapter 1 . 1/3/2008
Lol. The bees and the bees.


Delu chapter 1 . 12/29/2006
That was hilarious.
padfoots-wife chapter 1 . 11/3/2006
that was so funny please update soon
Von chapter 1 . 8/2/2005
Oh, that's so sad. Poor Harry. Aw...
I Write Tragedies chapter 1 . 3/31/2005
That was great. I liked that you kept everyone, especially Petunia, in cannon.

And the end was wonderful. The bees and the bees... Hah. I've never heard that before.

Mark A
AchillesMonkey chapter 1 . 11/20/2004
OMG! LOL! "I should probably just ask Hermione, she knows everything else." Please do a sequel on her reaction and explanation(sp?)! Could you email me if you do put up a sequel? My email is in my bio.
TheWorstWay chapter 1 . 10/3/2004
lol, that was awsome!
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