|Reviews for The Secret diarys of Jack Sparrow and others|
| CABRALFAN27 chapter 3 . 5/17/2013
Are you going to do Barbossa and/or Norrington or just move on to DMC?
| Mrs-Depp-1 chapter 2 . 6/12/2005
brilliant neva read such a different aray of ideas !
| MidnightBallad chapter 3 . 4/8/2005
omigosh, omigosh, omigosh! Update! You probably updated ages ago, but I just returned to the site.
Elizabeth's diary was great _ It might have taken a while for it to get here but it was worth the wait :D
Hehe...Jack the monkey. Don't forget 'im! ;)
Update as soon as you can!
| taern chapter 3 . 2/6/2005
woot woot and woot sumore. this rocks, but u took so long to update liz, can i forgive you ... yeah okay. johnny page cuming up on site v soon i promise. u gotta do a monkey secret diary
| Bass Girl '89 chapter 3 . 2/6/2005
Elizabeth a prissy miss. Don't think I like her v. much. Oh well. Still want hug from Will...wouldn't mind one from Jack as well...love the story!;)
| Bass Girl '89 chapter 2 . 2/6/2005
Still wanting hug from Will...oh yeah, like the story. Minor point, weavils don't have legs. They're little caterpillarish things.
| Bass Girl '89 chapter 1 . 2/5/2005
Heh heh heh. Am loving it. Am planning to keep reading. Go the secretness. Want hug from Will too...
| cal chapter 3 . 2/5/2005
YAY! something fun to cheer me up! Johnny *lost* the SAG award! :( is it me, or is Jaime Foxx & his Ray Charles impression getting *old*? anyway, got to see the lovely Johnny, so for that i'm grateful! :) onto the review...i laughed a lot Liz's plea to return her secret stuff to her secret compartment. *why* does the blue blood need a secret compartment anyway? :) LOL i laughed when i saw that Miss Elizabeth employs the "v." technique as well! :) WHOO! her first steamy sentences piqued my curiosity something fierce! no wonder the lusty wench has the secret compartment! :) i laughed even more when she was rather puzzled & somewhat annoyed that the pirates interrupted her wet dream. man! even in her dreams, she can't get any Will action! :) LOL hee,hee! i laughed a lot the vain girl when she was sniffing that her new dress was a child's size. that was very funny! :) the laughs kept coming as i continued to read the first entry. you know what? it's going to be an awfully boring & highly repetitive review, 'cause all i can say is "i laughed a lot"! :) LOL Liz's thoughts were doubly funny to me 'cause they reminded me of the thoughts of a certain rum-soaked pirate! :) LOL OH! LOVED her less-than-flattering description of our illustrious captain! that was side-splittingly funny, however methinks that Jack would take great offense! :) one last laugh: the freckles line! :) i must admit that i had the same thought as well when the movie came out! :) wow, Miss Liz was scathingly funny when she mentioned her stupid butler! i wonder if she hurt Will's feelings with her line about the LOTR sword crest? better not let the whelp read the diary Liz! otherwise you'll *never* get to live out your previously mentioned dream! :) LOL whoa! it kind of seemed as if Liz was channeling Gollum when she was insisting that the medallion was "mine!" :) does the lass fancy a certain blond elf with a mighty large bow? :) poor Liz! i must confess that as her personal hygeine suffers, my laughter increases her plight. :) *eye roll* Jack *would* have those kind of playing cards wouldn't he? :) i'm laughing my ass off trying to imagine the daft man playing a card game using them when *Ana* was his opponent! :) i can clearly picture Sparrow trying desperately to glue all the itty-bitty pieces back together again! :) LOL ew! that part about Barbossa & his shrine was just *icky*! :( i wonder if Jack's skin just crawled as mine did? :) man! being force-fed, she's *never* gonna fit into the child-size dress now huh? :) OH! so the horny wench will take anyone, huh? whose next after Will & Jack? Gibbs or Cotton? :) & Will thought that she was such a *good* girl too! :) i laughed Liz's admission that her acceptance of Norry's proposal made her physically ill. come on now! he's not *that* bad! :) LOL OMG! i thought that i was going to fall off my chair when i read that Liz wanted to keep Jack around as a *pet*! :) that was too freakin' funny! *sigh* can you imagine having a pet like *that*? *drool* :) whoo! my eyebrows went up when i read that Liz wanted to stroke Will's hat! is that a euphenism or is it code in case her diary falls into the wrong hands? LOL :) OMG! again with the nearly falling! when Liz mentioned the possibilty of a threesome with the yummy boys, i was grateful that i wasn't drinking anything the time 'cause i surely would've spat it out all over the computer! :) LOL this was quite a nice addition to the rest of the diaries! :) i'm sorry that it took so long to get a grasp on Liz! :( cheer up mate! methinks that your hold on the silly horny girl was quite tight! :) hopefully the muse can get a *quicker* stranglehold on the next person! :) glad you enjoy the novellas i leave you! i can't help it; i must simply express the love! :) LOL keep up the great work & please post us more & soon! :)
| MidnightBallad chapter 2 . 1/15/2005
Hehe, loved it I've read it before but forgot to review. If you ever do get around to updating, I think you should do Jack the monkey, bwahaha!
Or...you could choose o.0
| cornishxxxpixie chapter 2 . 12/22/2004
YAY. V. funny. Update soon can't wait to see who's next
| ff345 chapter 2 . 11/11/2004
You crack me up. Seriusy funni. Cant wait for the next one!
| ff345 chapter 1 . 11/11/2004
omg this was HILARIOUS i am lmao. haha thanks for making me laugh. Poor jack he only wanted a hug. i'll give him one ;)
| miina sparrow chapter 2 . 11/6/2004
hahaha! these are funny! not as funny as the lotr ones, but they are still funny! please write more!
| tigz chapter 2 . 10/31/2004
LOL FUNNY! i'll go wit will turner anyday...or jack sparrow 4 that matter...(sexy eyeliner..:P)
| ShazzaWantMunki Cant B stuffed signing in chapter 2 . 10/30/2004
HA HA HA HA I love your story Its brilliant...Iv. nearly wet myself! Cant wait for more chapies