Reviews for Teleporno and OrgasmO
RandomFandoms14 chapter 12 . 8/25/2015
No. No, Thranduil no. GOD PLEASE NO!
RandomFandoms14 chapter 9 . 8/25/2015
I'm dead. Thank you for killing me.
RandomFandoms14 chapter 5 . 8/25/2015
What. The. Fuck. This fuckery has fucked up my brain.
Evil Hamster God chapter 12 . 12/8/2012
This. Is the greatest fanfic I have ever read.
Jennygrl chapter 12 . 3/19/2011

But really. It was awesome.
SelenesLegacy chapter 12 . 1/22/2011
Oh my f****** god! This is like...the funniest story ever xD Teleporno, Venom Dick, Tina Teaser, Penis Boy and OrgasmO...I laughed so damn hard!
Arden Skysender chapter 12 . 4/21/2006
The words wrong, wrong, and just plain wrong come to mind. amongst that, absolute FRIKKIN GENIUS! oh my god. Penis boy? come on! lol. i have never laughed that hard. ever. And when i read Teleporno in the book, i have to admit, i was thinking something similar. Who wouldn't? lol
Sarmoti chapter 12 . 2/25/2006
Okay this was by far the funniest Lord of the Rings story I have ever read. I could just picture it... oh my god it was great..
Sarmoti chapter 9 . 2/25/2006
I about fell from my chair... penis boy... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sarmoti chapter 5 . 2/25/2006
This is the funniest stuff I have read in ages... oh my god... is' so wrong and so perfect! I laughed my butt off at this line "He'd have to be to keep Galadriel happy…anyone else would have to strap a two by four to his ass to keep from falling in that harlot's cavern." This is freaken' great!
mrsdeshiro678 chapter 12 . 8/24/2005
Way wrong and way funny. I don't think I can look at the elf lords the same way again. I love it. Everytime I see their names, I'll think of this story. Brillant. "I wanna play..." Beautiful!
Earendil Eldar chapter 12 . 11/14/2004
That was freakin hilarious. I can't believe i am the only reviewer so far! (Or so i was when i started reading this). Thanks for the fast posts, by the way. Is there anything more entertaining than bored/horny Elves?
Earendil Eldar chapter 1 . 11/12/2004
Love it! Hoping you will update soon!