One year, three months, two weeks, four days, seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty six seconds.

EPPY GIVE THIS AMAZING AUTHOR BACK HER MUSE IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS

erm I know this is YEARS ago but this is not a story that is filled with fear and dread, it is quite funny and fits the steriotypical requirements of a parody. Anywho a truly amazing PARODY

You know, I'm kind of wondering exactly what you were on when you came up with all this. No you're not imagining my Dumbledore Twinkle. You are quite amusing, I hope you'll enjoy writing this stuff for a long time.

Thanks for the laughs!

This story is among few stories that i like. And i think it IS parody.

I'm sorry- your story- I just- I just can't. Beautifully written, cleverly original plot lines and wonderfully humorous. It's such a shame that in 7 years you haven't finished it. I would absolutely LOVE to read more!

see, if you're not making harry gay, straight or bi, the only option left is asexual. which woul explain why he couldn't get it up, but not how he feels towards ginny and seamus.

right. are you gonna finish this? oh pretty please? i'll offer eppy my new whip in exchange for another chapter! i'm desparate!
also, how can harry not be straight, gay or bisexual? that bit confused me...

This fic is amazing. I love it.

Wow, this was so hilarious:D. It's night so I have to hold back my laughter so that I don't wake people up. I can tell this is going to be awesome:D.:)

i love eppy the elf if you have anymore stories about her please send me the updates thank you

So... If Harry's not gay... And he's not straight... That makes him bisexual! Right? ...

Wow! Sweet!

Oh wow