There are only two words I need to describe this poem: totally awesome.

I can't stop grinning after reading this. You just made my day. Thank you

I couldn't stop (can't stop) grinning after reading that

Bloody goddamn brilliant!

I love this... so true that tears are streaming down my cheeks from laughter at whoever feels offended at this.

Oh my god, this is brilliant.

And cheeky. I like that!

Love it! And even though you clearly state that these aren't a direct bash against actual Mary-Sues, I can't help but want links to the obviously hilariously horribly written stories that each of these would be based upon. ;-)
I'm generally not a fan of poetry - but funny, witty poems seem to be the exception. Good job! Very entertaining!

Great poem, worth a smile. Keep spreading the word about the travesty that is a Mary Sue.

good one !

*claps hands together slowly in that cliché way* Honestly this is impressive. How long did it take you to do this?

This. Is. Awesome.

I'm going alone reading this and its good and I'm enjoying the poem, then I get to R. There's my name, yep this had to be the most odd thing for me to read. I love the poem, well done! I can't get over my name being there.

Hello, Dr. Seuss II.

This was absolutely amazing. Really well done. But you know what really makes this? What *really* has me grinning like an idiot? The thought that out of all these reviewers who enjoyed this, 99% of those who have written a story with an OC, and have left you a positive review, won't realize that this applies to them. So bravo, this made my day.

Hahahaha! Every Mary Sue seems to either be from Japan or America. I hate bad grammar and spelling in fanfictions. No paragraphs, just a lump of text. Oh yes. Some people may just not get the site's formatting, but then they should check to see how it looks. Maybe I am a bit guilty of some of these, but... Some people don't continue after chapter 1 if absolutely no one reviews, but not continuing after several chapters and reviews is just annoying.

Let's see. I'm the 2,515 reviewer. Yay! So, since I doubt that anything I type will be any different from what anyone else has to say, then I will just favourite and be on my way. And yes, I'm fully aware how horrible that was. But, hey, trying to get sucked into my TV screen twenty something times has got to have an ill effect. And being OOC and AU and everything might be a problem too. Okay, I really will leave before I start making even worse rhymes. Or, heavens, I start swimming in prose. *breaks down into hysterics*