Reviews for Never!
AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 1 . 7/2/2013
LOL.. This was so funny that i was laughing until my sides hurt.

You certainly caught some interesting confessions.. or should I say outings..
Bronwynn chapter 1 . 3/24/2012
This fic was so entertaining. I couldn't stop laughing. Well done!
TiamatV chapter 1 . 6/10/2009
I swear, I was laughing until I had to wipe my eyes... and then people at work were asking me what I was smirking at all day. I've STILL got the huge foolish grin on my face! Thank you so much for making me laugh-I'm not sure which is more amusing: the stuff you actually wrote, or the fact that, well, for a parody, it's surprisingly believable...

"Don't ask, don't tell," indeed. -grin- Thank you so much for sharing!
R.S.W.D.W chapter 1 . 10/28/2008
wulfgarfang chapter 1 . 11/20/2007
ha! this was great! really enjoyed this fun little story. - wfang
PixieRed chapter 1 . 11/5/2006
I had a lot of fun reading this. Most of the revelations were hilarious because they were in a way believable, but it's obvious when this game comes into play, it's not going to be too serious. I didn't realize it was a problem until I read the disclaimer on a re-read.
turbomagnus chapter 1 . 10/13/2005
This is why I dig through my old emails on occasion, I'm glad I found the Joeland message about this one.

I enjoy stories based on this game since they're usually so unpredictable (even moreso than Truth or Dare since an I've Never can target more than one person at a time), and this was no exception. What starts as Shipwreck trying to get Cov' drunk and Mainframe getting in a dig at 'Wreck excalated into an out-of-control game that fed on itself (which is what usually happens...) until it couldn't get any worse.

Proof that even members of a highly-trained special missions force can have fun in their downtime.

My only problem? Roadblock was just... there. He never really stood out like any of the rest got chances to.
Nephthys Snape chapter 1 . 4/25/2005
Man! That was great! I'd love to see a second round of that drinking game.
AllHart chapter 1 . 1/25/2005
Very very funny! Liked the part about CG's marrige to a "Corey!" Hey btw, saw the THS on Corey Haim today, poor guy can't say refrigerator without stammering, sad. Anyways, great stuff.
Silent Doom chapter 1 . 1/25/2005
Oh man! *wipes eye* That was both highly amusing and also vaguely disturbing... The "I Never" concept does sound fun to play around with and I think you did a good job with it. Bravo.
Jumana chapter 1 . 1/25/2005
Good fic, was very funny. Been reading some of the other comments, I think people take things way too seriously I know this whole Iraq war is terrible but I don't think this was intended as a slur on the Americans. Hell, the British have a lot to answer for as well. But, I suppose eveyone can have thier opinion. Jumana
open-minded chapter 1 . 1/24/2005
rar! chill out people. sense of humor is not a crime. anyhow, liked it. good job.
kepulver chapter 1 . 1/23/2005
Overall, I thought this was a good piece. Funny and cute. I will admit that the last paragraph did squick me a bit, but a bit of editing could easily fix that if the author so chooses. Or, I could unclench and relax about the whole thing.

On the whole, I really don't think this story is over the top. If anything, based on what I've read at ( - Not Work Safe, Not School Safe, Not Recommended for those under 18), the drinking game here is a bit tame by comparison.

NOTE to Author: this is not a negative comment on the story. The relative tameness of the questions in the story keep it light and humorous. Questions along the lines of "I've never taken an ugly girl to a pig party" or "I've never gotten together with my buddies, ripped the wall off the trailer of the guy stalking my wife/girlfriend and beat the ever lovin' crap out of him." just wouldn't have produced the same light and collegiate mood.

And if nothing else? It was nice to finally see a story where Flint had a jealous snit and other Joes *snickered* at him, instead of taking the big baby seriously.

T chapter 1 . 1/23/2005
LOL! that was great.
Kris chapter 1 . 1/23/2005
I loved it. There MUST be another installment!
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