|Reviews for Everyone Wants Artemis Fowl|
| evilmonkeyemily chapter 1 . 2/8/2014
nice, that fangirl me is mee
| Evil Dream chapter 1 . 11/6/2013
The Jon Spiro one was... freaky. On so many levels.
| anonymous chapter 1 . 11/24/2012
All of those were weird, but interestingly written. Good job.
| logophilia chapter 1 . 11/28/2011
heh. This is so weird, but entertaining. And the title's so true.
P.S. is it weird that I'm reviewing this six years after it was published? :P
| aretiredfowl chapter 1 . 12/7/2010
I love Lex the Lobster. haha. And I love this. It's funny.
| thejaderaven chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
i didn't login i'm so lazy, but I lurve this especially the inanimate object\ bullet
| someone-else chapter 1 . 10/1/2010
How did you WRITE something so - so - understated and excellent? I love them all (Spiro's was quite plausibly creepy.) I may have to go looking for the POTC version of this...
| Lord Youko chapter 1 . 2/26/2010
You are an amazingly talanted writer! You actually wrote from the POV of a bullet and even magic! Thats the first I've heard of that...great job...I'm now gonna go and read all the rest of your stories.
| The Bellow chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
Definitely a favorite :)
| Oddity chapter 1 . 10/15/2009
| CieloCrimisi chapter 1 . 9/5/2009
Lol this was really sharp. I especially liked Lex the Lobster and the magic. Cool idea, and well written.
| ThreeQuartersOfTheWayThere chapter 1 . 8/5/2009
what does a lobster got to do with Artemis Fowl II?
| Name On The Spine chapter 1 . 7/13/2009
The bullet was pretty funny. I loved the magic one; it was beautiful. These are insanely good, especially for the humor catagory- but what else to expect from you? I ABSOLUTELY love it )).
Also, nice lobster name.
| Musafreen chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
Wow. That was...mesmerizing.
| standingcorrected chapter 1 . 10/13/2008
LOL. Everything grows more outrageous further down. Even the BULLET wants him xD