|Reviews for Harry Potter and Curse Of The Ever Changing Plots|
| Yorik chapter 12 . 3/31/2012
I laughed SO hard.
| Alec 007 chapter 11 . 1/24/2012
I LOVE THIS! It is brilliant and crazy and an awesome piece of writing. This chapter is really fun because I never ever imagined this happening to Bellatrix and its perfect.
| No Name chapter 10 . 1/13/2012
Yesss, a chapter about weird Draco ships! I must be a fortune teller!
Loved the author's notes. Really cleared up my confusion. And made the the story, like totally, better and stuff.
| No Name chapter 9 . 1/13/2012
My last review got sent by accident before I was done. Again.
But the reason I'm reviewing so soon already is the Nova Scotia mention! Yay, you're a fellow Canadian! Or at least an educated American. (You should watch this Rick Mercer episode of American knowledge about Canada. They thought we recently 'switched' to a 24-hour day.) If you're a European, then props! You really know your geography!
Either way, I've probably insulted you enough, not to mention drown you in my nationalism. Unless of course, you are actually a Canadian.
Yea. This review didn't really have much substance, so I guess I should say something worthwhile. Ummm, I liked the bit about intestine pie.
| No Name chapter 8 . 1/13/2012
Sorry. My touch phone is incredibly sensitive. And the screen is not meant for leaving long reviews. So it accidentally pressed 'Send'. Read the previous review first :)
Anyway, I was describing the scene...
D: Wizards and witches, calm yourselves. Both your arguments for being more . But my heart, that traitor, has already chosen. I love - no, I hate to love - that mudblood, Granger! It's the reason why I teased her, she drives me insane! In a sexual way! That's why I am always so horny in all these fics! And it's also the reason why I have an on-again, off-again relationship with Snape! It's to hide my feelings for Granger and get rid of that sexual tension!
Albus Dumbledor: Draco, you're in love with Herminone Granger? But what about us? We've had such great times! Ignoring the fact that you've attempted to kill me and bad-mouth me at every turn, I thought we had something!
Arthur Weasely: Albus, you slept with HIM too? What a hypocrite two-timmer!
Yea. I'm pretty sure you can think of something better (not to mention, write it better as well), but I'd like to see a chapter dedicated to all the weird pairings with Draco. And maybe even a Hermione/Fred. It seems to be quite popular, although I have no idea who in their right mind started that ship.
Looking at the length (and the fantabulous-ness) of my two reviews, I think they make up for not reviewing the previous 7 chapters. Yea, not really, but I had to try :)
Although you may not even read this review. I saw that the last time you've updated was Hope you pick this back up and write more HP fanfics!
| No Name chapter 8 . 1/13/2012
I haven't laughed like this since a long time! It's brilliant.
Sorry for not reviewing so far, but I guess I'm not a Reviewing!Reader. Although I am Garry shipper! By that I meant Ginny/Harry. Because it would be a bit weird to say that I'm a Hinny shipper.
The best thing about this parody is that the grammar and out-of-character jabes are so true! I'm amazed authors don't realize these errors themselves, and then what's worse is that they get 500 reviewers saying that the story is the best thing they've read. I marvel at their ignorance. A bit harsh, but it's true.
Yes, Harmonians are weird. And a bit too extreme as well. But not as much as DM/HP shippers. Now those guys, they're the true enthusiasts!
Are you going to a chapter dedicated to that? Maybe you could even have Harry and Ginny fight over him... fight with their denial of their true feelings! I could already see a scene:
H: No, I'm not more in love with him!
G: Wrong, I can't be in love with him even more. I'm a Weasely, and he's a Malfoy. We're enemies!
H: Yea, but I'm fighting against him and his family! I probably have to kill his father, and he's a Death Eater in making!
G: But his father has already tried to kill me once, when I was 11, even! That makes me more qualified not to fall in love with him.
H: No, he's my sworn enemy! Everyone knows that! Hell, even -
D: Witches and wizards, calm yourselves.
| Victoria Kathleen Wright chapter 12 . 11/26/2011
Amazing! But I really hope you update soon!
| Shadow2341 chapter 12 . 7/31/2011
I always cheered for Swiper whenever this shit came on.
| xxxMishaxxx chapter 12 . 7/15/2011
Insane. Thats the only word for this fic! But absolutely bloody brilliant insane! I just couldnt stop laughing. :) Thanks for this crazy fic! :)
| Persephoneslove chapter 12 . 7/13/2011
I laughed so hard I whacked my head on the table.
Gah, I'm addicted to stupidity and the writing genius it inspires.
| bickering-sidekicks chapter 6 . 7/12/2011
Harry glared. "I hate you. I haven't come up with a good excuse yet, but I will."
Peter nodded. "Most people do. Take your time."
"I have a girlfriend," Harry lied instantly, because it seemed the right thing to do. After all, how else was one to react when one's mother hit on one? "Her name is ... er, agh, uhm ... Ginny Weasley!" He chuckled. "Oh, yes, Ginny Weasley."
But wait! He thought. Why did Ginny's name come to mind so quickly? I must fancy her! He paused. No ... no, I don't fancy her. That's just silly. Ha ha ha, Harry, you clever beast.
Lily was still mooning over Harry, who was still freaked out and looking at Lupin for help, who was mooning over Sirius, who was amused by the verb 'mooning'.
| bickering-sidekicks chapter 4 . 7/12/2011
"Wow, Ron," Harry marveled, staring at the essay, "You're really stupid."
Hermione was apoplectic. "DON'T! HONESTLY! SWEAR! HONESTLY! DON'T! HONESTLY! OR! HONESTLY! I! HONESTLY! SHALL! HONESTLY! BE! HONESTLY! ANGRY! HONESTLY!"
Oh I love this .
| bickering-sidekicks chapter 3 . 7/12/2011
"I know, and I want to shout! I never get to shout, and I WANT TO!"
Molly smiled. "Because that's what I do in these stories. I cook. And yell. And then cook some more. And sometimes I wink." She got a particularly dreamy expression on her face. "Yes...sometimes I wink. And then, of course, I cry. I do a lot of crying. Cooking, crying, and yelling. That's me. Just one big emotional bundle."
And then she began to sob, because she hasn't done so yet. "I-I'll j-just go c-cook," she wailed. And cook she did. While crying. And yelling. But no one was sure why she was yelling, except that it was just what Molly Weasley did.
"I think I saw a porno like this once," DRACO MALFOY marveled.
| foreverpatron chapter 12 . 7/5/2011
OMG BEST THING EVER! KEEP GOING! PLEASE
| Stina Whatever chapter 12 . 6/29/2011
this is great, and yes, dora the explorer is scary.