Reviews for The Threads Plot Fix for Jacob and Selmak
amazinggalaxy2003 chapter 1 . 8/17
This just gave me a good morning laugh!
mmkbrook chapter 1 . 12/7/2012
Enjoyed, a really funny fanfic.
smithcrafter chapter 1 . 7/6/2007
You're right about it being "fluff", but at the same time, I really liked the mention of Janet at the end. There's just one problem with that. I can't see Janet handling that "no interference" clause even as well as Daniel did. She is a doctor, aftger all.
Lila Mae chapter 1 . 5/15/2006
“Quick guys! Take the left!” OMG! and the 'Mommy' comments! I almost choked on my bagel! ;)

~*~Lila Mae
SeedC chapter 1 . 2/16/2006
rofl ah THAT bikini. Selmak is delightful. Jake is adorable. 'Take a left!"? roflmaoapimp
Banner chapter 1 . 10/10/2005
"Quick guys, take the left!"

* giggle *
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technetium chapter 1 . 5/7/2005
Awesome job, I loved it. “Quick guys! Take the left!” and "Mommy's here" were my favorite lines. I'd love to see you continue this.
Starshadow chapter 1 . 3/17/2005
Heehehehe! I enjoyed this story! Keep it up. :)
cherryblossomjen chapter 1 . 3/11/2005
[gasp] That was a surprise ending - pleasant though. :)
happy molecule chapter 1 . 3/8/2005
aw man I was so upset when Jacob and Selmak died.. I almost cried! I think a tok'ra's gender depends on their host, which is why jolinar is first referred to as a "he" and then a "she" (and vice-versa for selmak). or maybe the writers just cant rememebr genders!
CharmedAli chapter 1 . 3/4/2005
aww Janet is there i recon she should have ascended in the show
Ilaaris chapter 1 . 2/16/2005
Great story! I hope you are planning to write more chapters.
Arathi chapter 1 . 2/16/2005
This is so Perfect!
Hatcheter chapter 1 . 2/15/2005
“Quick guys! Take the left!”

ROFLOL! That's just brilliant. Any chance that this will get followed up on? I'd love to see Selmak wreak havoc on the higher planes.
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