|Reviews for Why Waist Length?|
| devilsama666 chapter 21 . 1/2
OMG,that was so funny, wonderfull job,this is amazing. I almost died laughing, good job!
lazyass(choked by laughter)out!
| Colette Hyuga chapter 1 . 7/21/2013
XDXD! Gosh, from tgis forst chapter, i gotta say that you have me hooked. Sephiroth's very serious problem with his hair was so ridiculous. And funny. But somehow i completely understood wjy hed think that too. Your reasoning was perfect. Lol. I didnt think one ciuld list that much sensible reasons why sephiroth wants to cut his hair, of all things. Simply loved it!.
| SubZeroChimera chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
Fast moving midget? Oh come on, Cloud isn't THAT small...XD on the other hand, instantly hooked to story now. Must read.
| Katana Black chapter 21 . 6/11/2013
This was fucking FANTASTIC! xD
| Naraku9108 chapter 6 . 4/20/2013
Type your review for this chapter here...
| XxXMidnightxMoonlightXxX chapter 21 . 2/18/2013
... Start a sequel?
In answer to your question on what do now...
| Azhwi chapter 21 . 6/6/2012
God, I nearly cried a few times. Genius! Absolutely fantastically gleeful!
*skips off to the next story* I love you man. Really.
| Kassandra18 chapter 21 . 5/31/2011
It would be a nice one-shot but it is a perfect retelling of the game and written with smart humor in every sentence!
(Let alone it explains everything...)
| Soup Cans For Justice chapter 21 . 3/15/2011
I was reading a (less well written than yours) fic the other day, set before Sephiroth went crazy and joined up with Jenova, and every time the Sephiroth in that story got annoyed, I kept thinking, "Oh man, you have no idea how bad your future can/will get. There will be NO SCISSORS involved, you poor bastard."
So, that's all by way of saying that somehow, in some way, this story became my personal canon for what happened to Sephiroth-why he went evil and how bitterly annoyed he was by the whole stupid thing. And I read your fic years ago, so I guess it's just been lingering at the back of my head. Seriously, I love this story.
| Do a Barrel Roll chapter 21 . 1/28/2011
It's...over? OFF TO THE SEQUEL! If he wanted a pair of scissors, all he had to do was ask politely...
| sakR9 chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
Wow! That midget commment had me rofl
I'm so glad someone has finally decided to pick this topic... I've always wondering WHYYYY.
I can't wait to read more
| Chocobo Confectionary chapter 21 . 6/30/2010
Hahahahhahaha! Very nicely written. ) And an interesting twist as to why Sephiroth decided to go "insane".
| biodegraded chapter 1 . 5/2/2010
LOL. I love the first chapter so far! Hilarious and yet so well written!
| deathshade37 chapter 21 . 12/6/2009
this was funny as hell!
| Coryx chapter 14 . 11/12/2009
Chocobos smell good.
I don't know this firsthand, obviously, but they're birds. Ergo, they smell good. All birds smell good (with the exception of certain galliformes). And chocobos are ratites. Ergo, they smell good.
90% of the time, when something abrupt and painful happens to a character in a fic I'm writing, their last words before death/incomprehensible screaming/unconsciousness are "Oh, sh-!" I don't know why. It's a phenomenon of my writing style, I guess.
But-! Butbutbut-! Birds! Are awesome! And! I have lost! The ability! To speak! In full sentences!
Yay, ?s! I love it when people talk in ?s. And !s. They're just so... versatile.