Reading this again brings back so many good memories! Love it!

(aughing hysterically)
Oh, by all means, Author darling, please do include Gerik's alternate lyrics to Music of the Night!

Um, Gerik has green eyes, not blue.

Oh this is an awesome idea! It's so funny! Poor Gerry phantom, he deserves a little more credit

so honey... SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY AWAY, FALY AWAY, FAR AWAAAAAAAY!
queen reference FTW!
oh, and one day, stalker Erik and i will be competing over the phangirls!
(come on honey, fly with me!)

my evil plan:
become a famous phic writer.
form the M.P.W.U.(male phanfic writers united) with musique et amour.
FUCK ALL PHAN BICTHES!(no offense)

Crawford phantom for the win! I had a fan girloment when I realized that he was this version

NOT THE FOPS! Anyhow, VERY enjoyable; good sarcastic humor! One of my favorites on this site... Good day, mademoiselle.

Your Humble and Obediant Reader,

TCS

omg LOL

O.O Send in the Raouls... YEEEEEEEEEEK!

-Renee

Dear Battlecry:

Well, this is fun. So in which chapter do we get to meet the Chaney and Rains Phantoms?

Sincerely,

Qoheleth

Well, first I was going to mention that you had already killed yourself at the very beginning, but you seem to have remebered that yourself. And another thing, I always was under the impression you favored the original Erik over the movie version. Hm. But it seems you think that Gerry Butler is quite foxy. Interesting.

You know, I've read this story lots of times and I never realized that you killed yourself off at the beginning. Go figure.

Oh my God! This is, quite possibly, the best piece of poto humor I've ever come across. *sh don't tell the other authors*

I'd like to thank you for painting Crawford-Erik in a nice light; he is my favorite phantom out of all of them, and I can't stand Gerry Butler, mostly because of two things: one, you cannot hope to compete with the power of Michael Crawford's gorgeous voice, and two: I cannot abide a phantom that is a baritone. No nono, *clicks tongue* the phantom must be a tenor. Sarah does admittedly have a few issues; even her vowel sounds are hardly articulate and she often sings as though she has a peanut lodged in her mouth, making her words strangely distorted, but she has a beautiful voice, and she's a powerhouse of a soprano. Anyway, forgive this long rant, but I just wanted to tell you how great this was, even though it took me forever to find it.

Much love and admiration,

Meagan...yeah, my real name isn't nearly as intriguing as my pen name, is it?

OH NO! NOT THE RAOULS!

~hbpm