Reviews for SHOCK!
I LV PAUL SLATER X chapter 1 . 12/23/2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wolfienur chapter 2 . 12/28/2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shock, indeed.

Oh, god you have possibly ruined the image of Jesse de Silva forever. But I love it.
Pingmaster chapter 7 . 7/13/2007
FUNNY!D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D OK now let's just get you off the e numbers and on the chill pills.

good fanfic completly random (like me!)
AngelusAeturne chapter 7 . 11/17/2006
wow that was that was fantabulously fabtastic! i luvd it.

Nicole Swizzlestick . . .

1905-2005 . . .

Died from stupid fictional cat

Who tore jugular vein.

Lots of blood. Gory.

Made-for-TV horror death.

Kind of funny. Snigger

hehe. thats funny. and i sincerely hope u didnt castrate Jesse to get that coz then i wud b very uset and might even cry. and WART INDUCING PROPERTIES? WTF? lol

smelt like a drag- queen. lol! what do they smell like and how wud u no? or is that a question i wud rather not know the answer to? nvm...

over- all it was disturbing, weird, hilarious and INSANE! I LUVD IT ALL!
AngelusAeturne chapter 6 . 11/17/2006
EW DUDE! A 12 YEAR OLD WATCHING 'A NIGHT IN PARIS'? THATS WRONG. but i like the fact he works for Bill Gates lol.
AngelusAeturne chapter 5 . 11/17/2006
ew! thats so wrong on so so so many levels. but i luvd it lol.

i never thought dopey cud b gay. and so feminine. scary world.

‘FINE. I LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE. I WANT TO BE WITH HIM. IF HE’D ONLY REPLY MY FRIGGING FANMAIL, I MIGHT STOP STALKING HIM. BUT WILL HE LISTEN? NO! HE JUST KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT HIPPOGRIFFS AND THE DARK LORD, not sparing me a moment of his time . . . his love,’ Dopey ended sadly. ‘If he only knew how much I lo – ‘

bless. hes so stupid he doesnt realise dans pretending to b haz potter to keep him away lol. but that wud b scary having a complete neanderthal stalk
AngelusAeturne chapter 4 . 11/17/2006
lol. pole- dancing adam having a "threesome". my mind can only take so many disturbing images. most of them caused by u no doubt but they r still HILARIOUS! leapard- skin loin cloth. HAHAHAHAHA! and this part is totally pant- piddling funniness- ‘I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING UP POLE DANCING!’ SHE SHRIEKED AT ADAM.

He sat up, terrified. ‘What? No, CeeCee, wait, I – it was Lolly, she – no, I didn’t – we didn’t – there were no poles involved – ‘

CeeCee blew him up with a weapon of mass destruction.

In the debris, all that was left of Mr McTavish was a single finger . . .

(Maybe he’s an Animagus)

lol. u crack me up.
AngelusAeturne chapter 3 . 11/17/2006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL poor father d. the 60- something year old virgin. :snorts very un- ladylike. i know. gross: once again, i was almost pmsl during that chapter. i am slowly losing the sanity i have left in me. :sniffles. poor me:

this may sound dumb but what is the 6th commandment? i dont go to church so i wouldnt know.

i loved this: ‘If you don’t kiss my friend, then I think that the archbishop will by privy to the fact that . . . you’re actually Jewish,’ she hissed in bullying tones, her face hideous with aggression.

Father Dom went very pale. ‘Oh dear,’ he said. ‘Oh dear Lord, no – ‘

‘Then kiss my friend,’ Lolly smirked lolliliciously.

‘And . . . whom might this friend be?’

‘An inanimate object.’

‘Really?’

‘No.’

poor father dom getting his hopes up 4 an inanimate object to snog. ew. i got a bad, sick image. u dont evn wanna know what. :shudder:

can u imagine a 60- odd year old priest doing the dirty? i shudnt hav sed that but wtf. i have a sick mind.

well, must b going to the nxt chapter now.
AngelusAeturne chapter 2 . 11/17/2006
AGH! NO! I am a proud member of the JFC and u have absolutely SOILED the hot latino's rep. no fair! oh well- i will forgive u. too funny stuff. i especially like this bit: Diego awaited Jesse, lying seductively across a bed. ‘Oh, Hector . . . how I crave you . . . Hector . . . ‘

i was almost pmsl at that.

and also ‘Oh, erm, I mean, just – hahaha, of course there is NOTHING going on between myself and my murderer, hahaha, how could you THINK that we use chains and whips? Honestly, I don’t even LIKE leather, I can’t help if it makes my perfect butt look sensational, and it’s not even MY fault that Diego is partial to the ass-less variety of leather get-ups – ‘

omg. now that is something I wouldnt mind at all. jesse gettin kinky with chains and whips. just not with diego lol. preferably with me. cough ahem. moving on...

and i LOVED ‘Oh shut up,’ he begged. ‘Look. Okay, fine. I’ll kiss her. Not on her feet, even though they are – ‘ his voice became breathy in passion, ‘undeniably sexy – ‘ he coughed. ‘Just for the love of all things evil, don’t cry – ‘

WOW. undeniably sexy feet. sick mind i tell u, SICK MIND!

well, i suppose i must b goin now
AngelusAeturne chapter 1 . 11/17/2006
i have genuinly (sp?) lost my mind. i dont actually think i had it in the 1st place but there u go...

LOL! licking her feet! gross and hilarious at the same time! now i know y i'm so crazy! half of it's caused by hanging out wid ma bezzie which insanity runs down both sides of her family but the other half is by reading ur fantablulous fictions ! lol

SHIT. MUM WOKE UP AND IS COMING DOWN STAIRS. MUST GO.
Craziness-n-love chapter 7 . 10/1/2006
*Stares at screen in shock*

Wow...Lolly, you are one messed up chick.

I loved it anyway! That was really hilarious. I'm telling you, you have talent. LOT'S of it! So much, that you might just BURST with it one of these days. And then we would have no more insane stories about Paul Foot-Craving-addict slater.

le sigh.

I can't wait for your next poor victim...

MEl
Chabanabam chapter 7 . 8/24/2006
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

hahaha...

i enjoyed it soo much couldn't stop laughing... lol

you have a very warped (but funny) imagination...

x

loof

chabanabam
Billy Bloggs chapter 7 . 6/15/2006
hee hee.

thanks to you, my sister keeps giving me weird looks. but then, here i am sitting on the computer, and then she hears the occational squeak/snort. meh. well anyway, i had a french exam so i think i have the right to crap on about nothing. hmm. i know.

"but we all know frogs go

ladidadida

ladidadida

ladiadida

we all know frogs go

ladidadida

they don't go galumph glumph glumph"

ha ha

been singing that all day at school

it's amazing how many people actually remember their playschool years. but who can forget multicoloured dancing frogs. wo.

but even better, wow, the ning nang nong. please don't tell me you can't remember the ning nang nong.

its the ning nang ning nang ning nang nong

the ning ang ning nang nong.

good times.

wow.

all hail playschool.

...

...

...

well, that was an inspiring speech.

meh

mads

p.s. pudding

p.p.s. had to say that

p.p.p.s. heh heh pudding

p.p.p.p.s. wow, i'm making a triangle

p.p.p.p.p.s. heh heh shapes

p.p.p.p.p.p.s. ok, i think i'm over it

p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. or not

p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. bye then
shoshobananababy chapter 7 . 6/1/2006
Ok some of the chapters are so much better than others but they all are really funny and just down right odd. are you possessed? lol
Bookielove16 chapter 7 . 4/8/2006
OMG that was hilarious
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