Sadly, it seems your paragraphs have botched themselves for all but 2 or 3 chapters. I'm pretty sure they were fine the first time I read this story?

I am sorry, this is the dumbest reason to drop a fic, but you have all your text left shifted instead of normal, and i cannot.

hope your doing well

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lives in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that read this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on the site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake, apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. . . . . . . . . .ddfhgf

Kakashi didn't teach Naruto shit, just a philosophy he doesn't even follow, jiraiya stayed with Naruto for a couple of weeks to a month, but during that time he even stole Naruto's money to spend on prostitutes the godfather charged him to teach one technique that belonged to Naruto's father, let's not even talk about the first time he met Naruto and told him to keep transforming into a female version of him for him to be taught, it's not even funny it's just disgusting, there's Hiruzem who did it much less than necessary in Naruto's life, apart from that test to see if Naruto would betray the village, Naruto somehow managed to steal the forbidden scroll and none of the ambu protecting the hokage saw Naruto leaving with the forbidden scroll.

It is ok if you can just let somethings pass. Hair dye on Naruto would last less than on most people. Permanent hair dye is just a No. That is in your DNA new hair is grown from dead cell. Yea no way to change that unless you used seals. That would have been believable.

For some odd reason I could totally imagine Gaara standing in the middle of the Icha Icha set, unmoving and stoic, moving sand around, while the actors are doing whatever it is that made Icha Icha, and the dumbfounded looks of the entire staff.

how much forethought went into that fucking joke

great ending thumbs up even if i realy like a good "and they had children" epilogue
but this was just as good

too flashy...
why would itachi go for such a grand reveal when he can just stealth his way out, same with temari so half of the rescue squad and i might mention the half that can annoy the other half to death and they know it would rather go for a stealth and chaos approach than a chaos and carnage approach.

faking a dead body with itachi at the wheel would have been easy then have the "anbu" take the "body" into custody for whatever was planned for it and switch it midway with a prepared charred corpse directly after the switch start a couple of explosions to have enough chaos to leave the fake body to a few ge or chu nin guards and mix in with the investigator sqauds, then have a few more explosions near the wall and disappear outside.
and for good measure and to cover the escape a few late explosive devices near the hokage tower so that the deployed squad go back to their hokage minus our fake anbu.

and just a general rant on illusions:
i will never understand why genjutsu are so underpowered in the canon or fanfics...
in dnd 5e the "most powerful" "genjutsu" i regulary use is a phantasmal force that looks exactly like it would with out it just with my party being not in it or making the enemies look and sound like one of my party... ever heard of a hydra trying to eat its own head? i have.

tsunade didnt send hunter nins to capture sasuke for 3 years but she sends 2 squads after naruto in close succession? from a makeshift army camp when she needs her forces back in konoha running missions to avoid being seen as having their forces fully committed no less?
as before i think a couple of fillers on narutos side with temari and a few pointless anecdotes would fix that misconception for the reader.

a bit forced with the timeline...
its already hard to wrap the head around not only konoha being able to muster the forces to destroy the hidden sound in the wake of the konoha crush when they had to send ge and chu nin to retrieve sasuke from what equates to 4 tokubetsu jonin to fit the timeline but to also catch up to naruto and temari when they had been traveling in a straight line to wards a random village on the border between grass and cloud only a short time after tsunade had declared him a nukenin especially since it had to be that particular hunting squad which included the sand hater.

adding a few fillers here and there would have fixed the resulting misconception for the reader.

still very enjoyable and great writing.

that bonus on rotational forces and conservation of energy only applies if you have enough weight on you to avoid being dragged in by the inertia of your own weapon.
as long as naruto weight is less than the cleaver ( its a hunk of metal with a greater volume than him) he will have problems.
you should have him compensate by having him tree/cliffwalk all the time and increase his muscle mass.

I love Kyuubi trolling everyone with the Icha Icha lmao. Great read

I knew it! That poem was one of the GCSE English Lit anthology ones, so it was familiar to me.

I enjoyed this story especially because of the effort you put into this.