|Reviews for Your Orders are to SLOWDANCE!|
| Silverneko9lives0 chapter 1 . 8/31/2006
Get a life! The story was good up until Pantless Paul came in! Jesus Christ, dude! In fact, I should introduce you to Jesus! God!
| TurboFerret chapter 1 . 6/9/2006
gag geeze where do you dig up that stuff, its so amuzing, whahhahah
| Kobayashi chapter 1 . 6/29/2005
THAT REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST DACE!
Kobayashi- ...So, now that I bribed you to take me out, what will do do?
Dude Whom Will Not Be Named- Truthfully, I don't know.
Kobayashi- ...I spiked the punch, it's only a matter of time...
DWWNBN- Until what?
Kobayashi- ...until the entire school becomes ghouls...well, after a vampire bites them.
DWWNBN- ...I'm not a vampire
Kobayashi- I am...lets have kinky taboo sex and then I'll bite you!
BWWBN- ...oh by the way, my name is William Douglas Tracey!
Kobayashi- ...and I am Lavie Woods... come, let us enter the '77 Vega...which is mysteriously parked very near...
Alucard- ...GOD DAMMIT KOBAYSHI! STOP BREAKING UP MY FUN!
Integra- ...DAMN! I'LL BE A VIRGIN FOREVER!
Kobayashi- I wont...rather...I'm NOT...
Alucard- Don't I know...
. Eppy, admit it...I SHOULD BE DOING YOUR JOB!
...more from me...
Kobayashi- *jumps arouund* GOD DAMMIT! WHO STICKS THE SHOWER INSIDE BUT PUTS THE JOHN OUTSIDE? I'M BUSTING A KIDNEY HERE DAMMIT!
| Miss-Mina-Chan chapter 1 . 6/24/2005
My god...YOU'RE A GENUIS!XD
I laughed so hard contuie writing._
| PhantomR chapter 1 . 6/8/2005
Wow... didn 't think their were many other Hellsing AND Eva fans out their... I love Rei... i laughed, i cried... i ate my own pants.
| Lenaiyeth chapter 1 . 5/22/2005
*Blinks very very slowly...* ... Drunk Frenchies? That does sound scary.
| Demonic Silence chapter 1 . 4/17/2005
GEZE THAT IS REALLY MESSED UP! OH, WELL!
| TigerLostHerStripes chapter 1 . 4/13/2005
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO funny! Stupid Pantless Paul...Wahahahaha! *falls out of chair laughing**gasp-gasp* That was insane! One of the funniest things I've read _
| Omega Z chapter 1 . 3/13/2005
Dear God of Epyon,
I refuse to mince words. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST HELLSING HUMORS I HAVE EVER READ! For the love of God, don't ever stop writing fanfiction!
| SPECIALGUY chapter 1 . 3/11/2005
You r fucked up
| Totally Tampons chapter 1 . 3/11/2005
This made me snort out loud in laughter at many points. Aside from having good parodies in it, it has the kind of narrative humor loons like I appreciate. Good show!
| AttackingHentaiChibisLoveFluff chapter 1 . 3/10/2005
Yay! But I have yet to find a AlucardxHelena fict.*thoughtful look on her face*