PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT READ IF THIS IS YOUR FTR!

but omfg i just remembered about what happens to hagrid the night the girls get kidnapped and aargh im so mf sad now

ohhhh damn i forgot about this completely

i think by "lots of stuff" you mean "a story long enough that it takes a person who reads full books in one day about a week to finish"

I think I have an idea for the noodle incident... it might be years late... but who really cares? will post it in the comments if and when I write it out

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AAAAAAAAHHHH theyre finding the Den for the first time!

Rereading this right now, and thinking over the boundaries between pranks and bullying, and this chapter contains three examples of possibly inappropriate behavior if you stretch possible. Pranks on Snape in his own space, making him upset and having to clean up a mess - that is not a friendly prank in my mind. It seems to fit canon pranks as far as I can tell but it also fits an abusive workplace. Percy confiscating Dudley’s book fits canon and is another example of canon authority abuse, as the kids say is that in the rules? There appears to be no well known set of rules or routes of appeal. Lastly, Harry’s loss of his snake friend- part of the plot obviously, but also a sign as in canon there is no safe place in this world. I only include it because if it turned out that some student killed a pet there is no sign that it would be taken seriously in the canon world. Deplored and gossiped about perhaps but it would be the flip side of the Buckbeak case - animals don’t matter, and hurting people through their attachment doesn’t matter. I know I’ve gone very bleak but interesting patterns there.

Your Harry really isn’t capable of keeping a secret is he? The one thing Voldie doesn’t kniw, so he has to tell him!

this is the most wonderful fanfic i have ever read. I finished readind 'living with out danger' last year and i did'nt have time to read the follow up series. but now i am productively using my time to read this marvelous story written years ago. thank you author for your amazing work. 3 :) i hope you are doing well. (:

11. Some of the stupidest shit I’ve seen

What the hell was so great about the troll that after changing so much you would then feel the need to keep it? Just why?
Why write AU then stick to canon?

'Ron shivered. "Please. Don't even think that. Do you know what my perfect prefect brother would say if he found me sleeping in a pile of sheets with a girl?"'
Percy who slept with a man for 9 years? That Percy?
Yeah, he'd be a judgemental, self righteous hypocrite just like his mother.

And Percy not being able to deal with Harry is a direct result of his parents unwillingness to take any responsibility for having harboured the rat. A 9 year old rat, for f# ks sake. How stupid are they? These people are supposed to be magical, not muggles, why do none of them consider the possibility of it being an animagus? Including the supposedly intelligent Percy, who even managed to notice how clever the rat was. Yeah, Percy's soo smart.

Siss' name in English was Lily... like his mom. thats sweet

I really like when Ginny called Ron brilliant. Also, when Ron was saying he couldnt control the twins, that no one could.

Lockhart modified their memories, didn't he... Stupid git.