Reviews for The Diary Of A Christine
Abe Lincoln Lover chapter 1 . 9/29/2013
Genious
xXxMusexXx chapter 1 . 4/21/2010
Note to self:

Do not bring up the nose.

Or lack thereof.

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July 20th, 1881

Dear Diary,

Will not be seduced by waffles.

Will not be seduced by waffles.

Will not be seduced by amazing blueberry waffles with fresh vanilla ice cream...

Will not...

Will...

DAMMIT.

Christine

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LMFAO. Nice. Update soon? Been 5 years! XD

Muse
uselessprat chapter 1 . 7/4/2006
y'know, i just lurve all 3 o' your stories. i am just..amazed. and hysterical.
deactivated2008 chapter 1 . 6/30/2006
awesome how all three stories go 2gether
Phantom Starlight chapter 1 . 2/9/2006
"Chandelier went smush today."

ROTFL! That had me cracking up in the middle of the school library! Thanks for brightening my day _

Great work.
WanderingTeen chapter 1 . 2/3/2006
I love the bit about the waffles. And the lipgloss. And I always use a joke about Roaul loving Herbal Essences! Ha! This is hilarious...
Pheonix-rain Greenwood chapter 1 . 11/27/2005
lol nice to see Christines side... wha but there should be more Erik in there...

*hyperventalates from lack of seeing Eriks name* Raoul is so not worth Christines time .
kkk781 chapter 1 . 10/29/2005
Ah, I just found this one too. It's brilliant, just as good as Erik's diary. I hope you update soon!
5th cellar dweller chapter 1 . 10/26/2005
MORE MORE MORE! i demand more! i love these phics! especially diary of an erik!
Sam Mariano chapter 1 . 9/30/2005
Do not want him thinking he can seduce me with a mere plate of waffles.

I'm better than that.

Lol, yes, keep telling yourself that, honey.

Kept telling myself I would not be seduced by waffles.

Walked around repeating it out loud.

Got a few funny looks.

I scared my dog again. Certain lines just rub that funny bone the wrong way. But I couldn't stop picturing a life size waffle wiggling its eyebrows and trying to kiss Christine. I so love my brain.

Will not be seduced by waffles.

Will not be seduced by waffles.

Will not be seduced by amazing blueberry waffles with fresh vanilla ice cream...

Will not...

Will...

DAMMIT.

LOL! I want that shirt!

I want waffles! I'm sitting here wondering if we have waffles. We need waffles.
Erik'sDarkRose chapter 1 . 9/16/2005
This is great! But I noticed that you haven't updated for 5 months. I suppose that one chap was the end. Oh well...I still liked it.
Melody of Oblivion chapter 1 . 9/2/2005
It's hilarious!
Dancer of the Opera chapter 1 . 8/19/2005
I agree with Christine: Waffles Rule! UPdate soon!
spaz-ee-tron3000 chapter 1 . 8/8/2005
Awesome! I have to agree though, nothings more seductive then some sexy waffles. An.. *loses train of thought of everything and wanders off to find some waffles. And maybe some cheesecake,m, chessecake..*
MouetteHeartsErik chapter 1 . 7/29/2005
LOL. More! This is hilarious, as always :D
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