Reviews for The Squirrels
Jumping Butt Jiggly Flakes chapter 1 . 4/30/2011
I am going report this story because I'm pissed I have a fat jiggly brazilian butt and I cannot find a better way to express it. And I haven't had hot smexxxy carpet from my lesbo lover Jewel in a long time.

Cha's Aegis of Critics United - come and flame our forum!
Arathi chapter 1 . 6/22/2005
LOL Very funny. Sounds a bit like my backyard, except they don't get quite that close usually. Three feet maybe, but not touching. What we do have is lots of the little furry troublemakers. And I mean Lots.
Richefic chapter 1 . 4/17/2005
Evil little creatures!

Though if you think being attacked by a gang of furry tree hoppers is bad - try feeding the pigeons in Trafalger Square. I never did like "The Birds" scared me silly.

Loved Richie's reaction to camping.
Orphelia-Rose chapter 1 . 4/11/2005

It actually happened to someone I know...I'd never heard of someone try to scream and fling a squirrel off their finger at the same time before that..

Great story!

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MorganaPendragon chapter 1 . 4/11/2005
Too funny. Sounds kinda like the squirrels in the Boston Commons, only my roommate and I tend to seduce them with macaroni and cheese and brownies.

Loved the last line! And, ohman, Richie naming the squirrels... definitely sounds like something Richie would do.
neoinean chapter 1 . 4/11/2005
LMAO great vingette!