Reviews for They don't make them like they used to
Marie Nomad chapter 2 . 10/7/2008
Oh... this story is so funny! "You're a ninja? From NASA?"

That's no better than the cosmonaut turned flame wielding mercenary.

I don't blame Gray Fox and Big Boss for thinking they are doomed with the hodgepodge of villains at their disposal. I'm surprised you didn't bring up the dreaded Zanzibarland hamsters! Or the squeaking sand!

Where's Ocelot all this time?
DarkGidora chapter 1 . 5/10/2005
Just watching Fox and Big Boss realize how absolutely screwed they were was awesome.

Best line ever:

There was a long pause.

"You're a ninja?" Grey Fox asked.
GreatLight432 chapter 2 . 5/9/2005
*sighs* Oh gawd...sickness again. This is great...poor Fox and Big Boss.

Any chance of making ones about Liquid and Solidus Snake's bands? Admittedly, they were cool compared to the mercenaries of old, but still...I have faith you can come up with something funny.;)

"There's just no hope is there?"

"We're doomed."
War is not good chapter 1 . 4/15/2005
Heheehehe, that was pretty funny. i like it.
TaiCat chapter 1 . 4/15/2005
Heh!It's realy funny!Old Bog Boss mentioning his stories:
Anonymous chapter 1 . 4/13/2005
LOLZ! man, Big Boss sure snapped pretty fast! wow, these guys really suck tho' D "ANYHTING AT ALL" LMAO
GreatLight432 chapter 1 . 4/12/2005
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was so great! Listening to Big Boss rant and rave about how much modern mercenaries 'suck' made me think of the stories we hear from our parents and know, the ones that always start with, "When I was your age..."

Great job...definitely filled my laugh quota for the next two days at least.;)