Reviews for Hellsing: American Visitors
Ryan chapter 21 . 11/30/2016
Fan. Freaking. Tastic! Hilarious and awesome! How does this story not have as many reviews as Alucard has had birthdays? (570 at the start of Hellsing, according to the wiki)

Wonderful OCs, laugh-out-loud hijinks, and some genuine badassery. Definitely one of my favorite Hellsing fics!
cv snowblind chapter 13 . 1/23/2015
Funny thing in Finland there is heavy metal being played in a few churches to attract more visitors...
so yeah and its not about the devil either so... Finland the promised land of heavy metal...
jason chapter 10 . 2/12/2014
wow your sexy!]
james.koscicki chapter 4 . 2/3/2014
this chapter is so funny ,you rule
yorushihe chapter 21 . 3/29/2009
ALRIGTH!

Who wants a sequel? *asks screaming*

I DO! *scream*

I checked some of the songs you used...

Thou I love metal/punk/rock and hear it at loud blasting-eardrum volume, I still cant stand music with trashy vocal!

It looks like someone is biting the singers balls off while hes at it *dodges dangerous flying objects*

very cool! your cool! this cool! everything cool!

*just now getting up from the floor holding her belly*

Man.. I shouldnt have had pizza...

And should have told mother that I was reading humor stuff...

couse now she thinks I'm insane.. *while reading, kept nodding her head and giggling like there was no tomorrow*

At least I got pizza!

How ppl say in my language,

Até a proxima! *waves then clicks Submit Feedback/Review*
Flyboy254 chapter 14 . 12/2/2008
Hey, I'm Catholic, and believe me, offense, NOT taken! Freaking brilliant!
CheshireCatGrin3421 chapter 9 . 10/6/2008
aweSome!
hakuse-kun chapter 21 . 8/6/2008
This was absolutely hilarious! Damn nice job with the romance too, not many people can pull off Hellsing romance without screwing up their story. I commend you on your success as a fanfiction writer, and let you know that you have yet another name to add to your fanbase.
MittknightDr chapter 14 . 7/8/2008
THAt was so funny!

That would've been so cool to do in real life, of course then the person who got thrown off would've been dead by now...

Hm... That gives me an idea...

-maniacal laughter growing louder and louder in the distance-
MittknightDr chapter 13 . 7/8/2008
You are so evil...

And I am so lovin' it!
MittknightDr chapter 10 . 7/8/2008
For a prank:

What about making Seras (attempt to) seduce Alucard and see what his reaction is, seeing as he only wants to see her as a 'daughter'... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Or what about getting rid of all of Integra's suits, burning them and then replacing all of them with pink frilly dresses, don't forget to remove any suits in the house her size, for more fun burn all of her suits in a huge bon fire outside her house, or for sadistic maniacal fun string them all over the buckingham palace, just for the sweet queen... HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah eheh eheh cough

...I've never said anything...
MittknightDr chapter 9 . 7/8/2008
Dude! Where do you think up all of your ideas?

YOu sure are a prankster, you gotta teach me more pranks I'm crap at them...
MittknightDr chapter 5 . 7/8/2008
Plz tell me the song so that I can tease all of my vampire-obsessed friends with it...

Pretty, pretty please?
spankyhan chapter 21 . 9/21/2007
This is totally hilarious. I choked laughing till I had asthma. Good job.
Matoska chapter 21 . 6/10/2007
I thoroughly enjoyed this story and only wish I had found it sooner. I hope there is a sequel and will be checking right after I submit this!
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