Welp, not sure we’ll ever see this updated but I think it’s a nice way to end the madness that is this fanfic. If the author ever reads this, fantastic work!

This has to be one of the most chaotic and bonkers chapters I have ever read in the history of Harry Potter fanfiction, but good lord was it hilarious. Poor Ginny though XD.

Interesting. I’ll be watching for the wedding!

Hilarious so far!

Oh, my bloody Bowtruckles! This is the fanfic I've been waiting for the short, decade-and-a-half entirety of my life. Perfect grammar? Check! Humor? Check! Hinny? Check! The mostlio, trulio, completelio necessary The Plot? Check! LOVE IT. WHY DON'T YOU WRITE MORE FANFICS?

Well, the mascara thing certainly hasn't had me avoiding mascara for way too long.
No sirree.
Ok, maybe it has, but it is definitely a valid fear. Definitely.

Alright, alright, I'm reviewing!
Ginny's probably going to be buried with that hat.

I review, because I am quite fond of my spleen.
This is hilarious.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm still laughing, don't worry.
I wish my life could be as interesting as Ginny's.
And I wish I could be as good of a writer as you.

To all the reviewers stop asking for the author to post the next chapter look when this story was last updated 2005 that's 14 years ago the author is not ever going to update this story because he/she has a family to take care of or is in jail or is dead . So why are people so stupid before you post a review asking to update a story look when it was last updated if it's more then 2 years the story is abandoned

Awwwww where is the next chapter?

goodbye in chinese is zai jian

Post your damn chapters fast .

Preferably sometime this year

I HAVE BEEN WAITING 6 BLOODY MONTHS FOR IT

Am I ten years too late, yes. Am I going to write this anyway, also yes! It'll be for the benefit of anyone else reading the comments :)
You don't do CPR when your choking you'll only make it worse. You first attempt sharply hitting them on the back between the shoulder blades if that fails three times you try the Heimlich and call an ambulance.
You do CPR if someone is not breathing and unresponsive and you start with compression for 30 then two breaths. Bystander CPR is now done without the mouth to mouth.
Not that any of this is important in a HP fanfic as there is probably a spell that would have dislodged the apple ;)

this is an amazing humor story, one of the best ive ever read! i do hope for you to continue. xx