|Reviews for Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run!|
| Vicki chapter 19 . 12/15/2007
Oh my lord
I can totally see Arthur Weasley explaining to his kids about the birds and the bee's-
(what does birds and the bees actually stand for anyway?)- using plugs...sockets and muggle electricty that is great.
pretty funny chapter.
keep up the great work, looking forward to the next chapter
ps i feel sorry for your friend that is just plain wrong lol
| Vimmi chapter 15 . 12/15/2007
'I winced and turned back around slowly as Dad tried to calm her down and everyone else wondered if all us Weasley offspring had been abused as children. Fred and George bounced on their toes gleefully and pointed across the altar at me.
“Troublemaker!” Fred exclaimed.
“Hooligan!” added George.
“Rabble-rouser with an attitude problem!” they both finished, and I strategically positioned my flower bouquet between my right hand and the priest so I could flick them off fiercely without having to worry about the wrath of God. They cackled gleefully.'
Fuuny hermione kinda puts all other bride-zilla's to shame doesn't she?
| Vimmi chapter 14 . 12/15/2007
'"I didn’t touch Ginny’s boob, Ron,” he said again, a bit exasperatedly. Ron let out a “Ha!” of disbelief and Harry rolled his eyes. “She’s just angry because it deflated.”
Ron blinked up at Harry for a moment, his mouth hanging open, before he finally said, “They can do that?”'
one of the many awesome and hilarous things said (or thought) in this story keep up the good work
| books4evah chapter 20 . 12/1/2007
Update soon! I love it!
| Tearlit chapter 20 . 11/25/2007
This was awesomely funny! Update soon!
| Tearlit chapter 19 . 11/25/2007
Wow...the opening was random and a wee bit scary. These people get hurt more than anything I've ever read before. O enter Mrs. Weasley...big giant burn unto them!
- Heroic Trio of Idiots in their quest to Eradicate the World of Evil - hahhaha
Oh wow now Mrs. Weasley and Ginny are going head to head...or something, lol.
Plugs and socket? That is choke worthy funny right there.
| Tearlit chapter 18 . 11/25/2007
Oh this was funny. Their eardrums bursting was terrible. But at least they finally got a good snog in! Dorsy was...interesting...and rather reminded me of a used car salesmen or some other person that tries too hard. I so hoped she would be marrying Neville. *sigh*
| Tearlit chapter 17 . 11/25/2007
And the Arnold episode was highly entertaining.
- Besides, what fun is snogging on the couch if you can’t remove at least a little bit of clothing? - Hahaha...that is true...;)
Ginny is such a drama queen...And she has lots of rules lol. And why is she being evicted? For the window? & enter the alien-demon-bride chicken from Hell...
| Tearlit chapter 16 . 11/25/2007
And Harry has cornered her good for a talk. And Ginny is so sad-ish, but I love her imagined dismembering of the speculated girlfriend. And she finally figures out it's her, god she's thick sometimes. Wow...you brought it from funny to serious in about 2 seconds. I'm glad we finally get to hear about the end of Voldie. That was so sad and sweet though. And Luna ruined the kiss. Bad Luna! Bad! And he has to do CPR on a pygmy puff...oh wow.
| Tearlit chapter 15 . 11/25/2007
Haha I love her semi-telephathic conversations with Harry. Well Hermione was sort of right when she said the perfect rehearsal dinner was an omen. HAHAHA the part where she yelled yes to the ojection was so funny. Ok there are 2 scenes in this that tie for funniest in the story - Ron's I Do and the exploding rabbit-sex cake. Oo enter more cheese wheels. Haha their attempted escape is hilarious! And they just got creamed by exploding cheese...
- Explain, her eyes said as they snapped up to me from Ron’s levitating feet. You explain to me right now why my husband is doing a remarkably convincing job of imitating Nearly Headless Nick on one of his bad neck days.
-Relief washed through me as I realized Harry and I had successfully wedded an unconscious man to his highly unstable wife, and I smiled genuinely for the first time that evening.
| Tearlit chapter 14 . 11/25/2007
And you're in for another rambling review from moi. Haha.
Yup, they shall die. Wow...I just read the tale of Bellatrix...Hermione's frickin mean. Omg...Ron is poisoned, petrificus totalused and floating off the floor...this is bad. To the next chapter!
Favorite Bits Time!
- “Good, now inflate my boob before we go any further, please.”
- I squeaked as my boobs nearly popped out the top of my dress and smacked me in the face.
| Tearlit chapter 13 . 11/25/2007
Poor Ginny, trapped in her room with a broken window during a blizzard and no wand.
Harry is so thick. And Ginny is so insane, but funny. And her doorknobs SUCK! I have a feeling she's the suspected girlfriend, she's just to thick to realize it. Harry is really sweet, though rather hopeless. I love her tirade about the "Speculated Girlfriend." Oh I also like the bit about the Weasley Clan Explosions. (Can you tell I'm writing this rambly review as I read? It's more fun to review that way! ;) ) Boxers with dancing hinkypunks? Haha. Ron drank the mysterious potion...omg.
E! She kissed him! She kissed him!
Funny bits at the bottom!
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Favorite funny parts...
"I would end up in Azkaban because I went after the speculated girlfriend armed with a large pitchfork and a poisonous Basilisk fang and tried to mutilate her stupid sunshiney face in my agony of unrequited love."
"evil bride-chicken from hell"
| Tearlit chapter 12 . 11/25/2007
I love this story! It's the best story ever! So so funny!
I also like the bits of, for lack of a better term, sexual tension between Ginny and Harry. It's really nicely done and I just love it, lol.
But poor Ginny is quite saddening there at the end. Aww.
Now it's favorite bit time!
"Apparently, both Lionel and Bubba were great lovers of tuna and great haters of loo-roll-pelting red-heads who only want to inflict justice upon the Wheatie Stealers of the world."
“Uh-oh, Harry,” he said, “Looks like you’ve awoken the beastly fire-breathing midget from hell. What’d you do?”
| Tearlit chapter 11 . 11/25/2007
LOL! Omg this was so freaking hilarious. How did SHE end up in the muggle prison considering the Wheatie Stealer chucked a flying projectile of death at her? I guess I shall have to read and see...
| Tearlit chapter 10 . 11/25/2007
Oh this was funny. And I think I see the point of an inflatable bra now...not sure about inflatable panties. Do they have those?