Reviews for LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual
Guest chapter 1 . 5/29/2015
uhhh... kinda creepy?
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 1 . 8/9/2014

This is an absolute treasure, and a pleasure to read. Thank you so much!
Scarlett Nemesis chapter 1 . 1/2/2014
So many inspired parts to this!
-"length" being guaranteed satisfactory
-I laughed so hard at "The Marriage of Figwit"! Genius
-And he's good for bedspring testing, eh? I may need to get me one of these... ;)
All in all, great and fun parody! Well done!
fantasychica37 chapter 1 . 8/19/2013
I love it! (Is there a significance to the number of months?
captainkyburz chapter 1 . 6/1/2013
deleted2017 chapter 1 . 5/22/2013
That's a LONG opera...
J.C chapter 1 . 3/22/2013
I want one ! I'll take the pale blond haired , blue eyed one please .
himitsutsubasa chapter 1 . 6/8/2012
How very creative.
oliviathelonelybear chapter 1 . 5/21/2012
this is absolutely brilliant! an instant fav, you are a genius!
SailorSilvanesti chapter 1 . 12/10/2010
There are no words to express how INSANELY AWESOME that was!

I just about died laughing!

Especially at the line:

"Exposure to GIMLI units is not recommended unless you have previously disabled the SLASH setting on your LEGOLAS unit."

And all the strange care instructions! Genius!

Love you for writing this!
IloveOrlando08 chapter 1 . 8/26/2009
Hahah, that was very entertaining. Great work!
BlackBerge chapter 1 . 3/9/2008
Once again: very good.
Lindale chapter 1 . 3/1/2008
hahaha the best I have read, that I can remember!

The Marriage of Figwit, which take only a year or two to complete- Me likes.

I liked the reference to Troy.


whitewave16 chapter 1 . 2/17/2008
I think this is the funniest in the whole "owner's guide" series for LOTR. Loved it. Especially the "power output" part and the hot soapy bath, as well as the disclaimer for possible divorce of owners. hehehe
to-the-end-of-all-things chapter 1 . 7/6/2007
This is utterly brilliant! By far one of the funniest things I've ever read! :D
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