|Reviews for The Great Balrog Conspiracy|
| LotR-HP-PJ chapter 1 . 11/5/2013
I feel like everyone needs to read this just because it's so awesome.
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/2/2013
| Heatblizzard chapter 1 . 8/15/2013
This should've been a novel! Why stop here? This needs to be rewritten as a novel that will change the fate of Middle Earth forever! Of course have some uexpected allies on his side to help in spreading the truth about the Balrog plot.
| Pergjithshme chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
OHMYWORD. Love it! :D
| Larisya chapter 1 . 3/29/2013
The alien thing was really quite clever of Erestor. Since Glorfindel stopped HIM, if he had discovered the Balrog question, Erestor could say he was merely going chronologically, and had been getting to that bit.
Must hold composure, must hold composure.
| Eruthiadwen chapter 1 . 9/10/2012
I read this (and its sequels) every so often for laughs. Oh, I have never laughed so much at anything I've ever read. I love your work. :)
| Healed535 chapter 1 . 9/8/2011
This greatly amused me!
| Crimson Cupcake chapter 1 . 7/4/2011
HAHAHA So the sons of Feanor created Balrogs? And here I thought the Silmarils were the greatest creation ever...ROFL this is hilarious. So. Awesome. 8D (I get the feeling this review doesn't suffice to say how awesome it is. Perhaps if I say it in caps? THIS IS AWESOME. That's better.)
| Ferdinand Sutcliff chapter 1 . 4/30/2011
**falls off chair**
an amazing idea, and your writing style is brilliant. :D
| Saikagrl chapter 1 . 7/3/2010
That was a great story, very funny! Poor Erestor, he needs love too! I loved the line, "I think he was pushed." For such a simple line, I couldn't stop laughing! Although, I did laugh the whole way through. Thanks for a great story, I look forward to reading your other stories!
| Clodia chapter 1 . 4/5/2010
I do love this story so very, very much. (It isn't the first time I've read it; but I laughed so much this time through that I thought I'd mention it. :D) Thank you for all your stories! It's a pity you've stopped writing for the fandom; I hope whatever you're working on now is going well.
| Emily chapter 1 . 11/8/2009
After much crossing out of sentences and restructuring rhymes, I came up with this short little ditty for you all. Enjoy! : )
The Defenestration of Erestor
By Lindir (and Emily)
There was an elf of Rivendell
That everybody thought was swell-
Mainly because he was so quiet-
Thus, he turned many heads when he caused a large riot.
See, “Erestor” did he claim as his name,
This name was also his claim to fame.
For Erestor said “Balrogs don’t exist,”
And thus got Glorfindel majorly pissed.
The Three decided to ‘take care’ of him
(Haldir, Rúmil, and Orophin),
And defenestrated Erestor!
Said elf threw a mattress to the forest floor,
And the Three defenestrated Erestor!
He lived, thanks to his mattress, to tell the tale,
And cause much more mischief, and receive much fan mail,
So don’t worry about Erestor any more,
Unless Glorfindel finds him in Harad or
Erestor decides to write many books more!
Sorry if the rhythm's off. All credit goes to you, Erestor. : ) Thanks for your fabulous story! (Now someone else gets to make the music and post it on Youtube...)
| Emily chapter 1 . 11/3/2009
Another funny story. I like how you wove things like that weird Mines of Moria game into it, and also the bit about aliens. Goodness knows plenty of people would like to kidnap Legolas! : )
Defenestration is such a funny word. I think I'm going to try to use it during dinner tonight. : )
| lady angst chapter 1 . 1/22/2008
So, I absolutely adore this trilogy; it's brilliant.
Your comedic timing is flawless and your universe is wonderful.
But...where does the wings debate come from? I've seen it referenced elsewhere, but I must have missed its origin somehow.
Would you mind enlightening me?
| MBDTA chapter 1 . 1/12/2008
You used Defenestration! I love you!
And the Wise . . . Wyze are like the mafia or something - it's erie!