Bahahaha that was hilarious! What good fun.

Ridiculously fun, inventive, original story, loved it. Thank you for writing.

There were parts of dialogue in here that had me snorting with laughter and nearly crying. You are witty!

I had fun reading it. Thanks

Absolutely hilarious

That was hillariouse.
Thank you.

Massive amounts of giggling going on here. Did no one ever tell Lucius that trying to outdrink a Scotswoman was tantamount to death by alcohol poisoning? Is Harry ever going to grow up, or will the inevitable progression of time and the fickle nature of the general public cause him to find out just how fast people can go "But what have you done lately"? Still think that Minerva can do better than Albus and his miserable fashion sense.

I wonder how Smudger would react to Minerva looking to him as a rebound boy-toy after dumping Dumbles' wrinkled old ass?

Dumbles is going to lose it - Minerva for Minister of Magic, Severus as Chief Warlock, and Hermione taking over as Supreme Mugwump. If Dumbles is very good, Minerva may allow him to carry her purse to important functions. We'll sort of The Lads once the smoke settles.

Sounds like Hermione has just recruited her first convert to a side which is neither MoldyVoldy nor Dumbles.

Surprised she didn't suggest that Dumbles take some polyjuice and go himself. But then again, maybe he doesn't have the legs for a short skirt.

Loved this story! It was really witty and engaging. Nice one!

That was an absolutely brilliant story! I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while! The dialogue was very witty and I lived your original character, Smudger. Well done!

Wow, this is the best crac-fic I ever read!

It gets better each time you read it.