|Reviews for The Imperial Officer's Guide to Success|
| Lorth Needa chapter 10 . 12/20/2012
Excellent book! If only it had been available when I was still serving, I might not have been the model for Officer Dumbass in Chapter 3: What To Do When Something Goes Wrong!
| lauthom chapter 10 . 11/9/2010
Lol. Love it!
| Furryfur chapter 10 . 7/4/2009
Is there one for the rebels or the Zann consorcium? Or the trade federation? Or the republic?
| Stormshadow13 chapter 10 . 5/20/2006
LOL! This was great, I really hope you write more.
| Syndic-Machiavelli chapter 10 . 5/16/2006
Officer Dumbass read all 10 chapters on the bridge and was executed shortly afterwards for disturbing everyone by howling with uncontrollable laughter. Officer Obedient promptly broadcasted this fic on Rebel frequencies until the nearby Rebel scum laughed themselves to death. :)
| Epyon the Bored chapter 10 . 11/30/2005
The Return of Officer Dumbass! Excellent!
Wonderful book, Mr. Lidhawk. The Emperor sends his regards, and a Star Destroyer to go with it.
| DarthGladiator45 chapter 10 . 11/24/2005
These guidelines are cute, maybe you should turn it around and make a new story about Darth Vader's proper protocol in his presence from his POV.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 5 . 11/20/2005
officer dumbass is so funny...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 4 . 11/20/2005
I joined the Empire when I lost my(wife, small child, farm, baby animal). When that happened I was(in horrible pain, destroyed, emotionally crippled, confused.) I just wanted to (get enough money for an operation, make a difference, save lives, escape persecution). The galaxy is a (rough, unforgiving, dangerous, confusing) place and I feel so (empty, tired, hopeless, contrite, lost). I know you understand as we (have both suffered, are really not so different). I (never wanted to join the empire, am a good person inside, also love furry animals) any combination of the suggested phrases should work. Be advised this is only for emergencies as it requires tremendous acting talent!
lol, fuzzy animals! and OMG i love the 'i have something to show you' thing. SO FUNNY!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 3 . 11/20/2005
Reactor shafts have a bad reputation, but they can also be an excellent place to get rid of an incompetent superior. You could be just a push away from a promotion!
lol, i love this thing.
Friendly fire- If you are an Officer remember that stormtroopers have notoriously poor aim. When engaged in battle make sure that you are always behind rather than in front of them.
heh heh... this is so funny!
| Mai-danishgirl chapter 10 . 11/19/2005
"I spit on your adulterous mothers grave and curse your offspring!"
Keep it on.
| Shady-777 chapter 10 . 11/19/2005
This chapter was a bit cliché, but still funny as all hell. Looking forward to the next installment!
| HyperCaz chapter 10 . 11/19/2005
LOL! How very handy! I think this a great idea. I'd love to learn more about succeeding in my low income job as a chicken soup mechanic on the Death Star!
| Night Angel chapter 1 . 11/18/2005
That's really hilarious!
| TheMerryVingian chapter 9 . 11/6/2005
Hilarious! I was cracking up throughout the whole thing. Like many of the others that reviewed, I especially liked the Officer Dumbass/Officer Obedient stuff, and I even liked the Officer Expendable bit in Chapter 1. Great stuff!