Rape Radbury is hilarious love it

this is beautiful. this is what william s burroughs would have written if he was a bored teenager 15-20 years ago. there is more value in this than every hp book combined

what did i just read

So you regret all this for nonsense reasons, but you don't at all regret incorrectly referring to Inuit people as "Eskimos" (a.k.a. the only thing in this fanfic that could ever be seen as genuinely offensive)?

And to the author, this is very disappointing. You bent down to petty first-world problems.

There is nothing wrong with your story.

Anyone who gets offended over fucking words is a retard unworthy of respect.

nigger faggot

rapity rape rape

I don't have a name for the emotion I'm feeling... the fucking whiplash between the authors note and the start of chapter 1... bravo, strange, strange man from 2005

This is hilarious.
The truth? I actually enjoy shock fics. Crak fics are cool too.
I don't get why people are being mean, tho.
He needs to pit a trigger warning, some people are actually affected by this.
I respect him for doing this. We do stupid things when we're young. He did the right thing to fix it.

Slut please we know your insecure and you have ASPD your autistic on the spectrum your flag colors be flying but bitch please.. Chill.

To you. Bitchhhhh
Yo I get this isn't a story and for fucks sake chill please, like y'all copypasta assholes sluts whores with no genders, dollar tree bartenders because y'all finally saw a place to spread your insecurity like STD's causing children nightmares like fucking Freddy krueger and you prob use his fucking scythe claw shit as a replacement for your cock because you had an ED or some shit and so did your brain cells cause your the only child in you family located in a dog shelter in fucking Brazil probably dead from the heat and got sun burn so they named a pink guava after you or how ever the he'll you spell it don't get mad you fucking cuck slut born out of your mothers fucking ass instead of a vagina cause it rotted away from some disease with blue moss in it, came all the way to Croatia to see a living deformation renovation of a new generation living in your mom who prob like 92 years old living rent free in her intestines, causing abdominal indigestion, over here so fucking ugly that she was a bout to get an abortion for this who regard deformation... of the molecular structure, no chromosome, all alone with no home, parents disowned black mold growing on your cock, no wait the scythe broke with your semi erection, ejaculating over your 92 year old grandmother who purchased illegal drugs to grow a cock because back in 1842 woman were not allowed to vote so following after he the reason why they added the plus is because your grandma who came back from her cremated blue moss cock prison couldn't decide if she was aromantic or asexual, you dumbass marimo over here looking like the deformed reformed malformed double born cow horn cheddar corn 6 bit your mothers clit ugly ass bitch, cow hitch, daddy's twit new York pimp dumb mother fucking self of the internet you little muscle whore daylight snore, living by the shore cuz your poor ass no cock bird flock resting on your "Is that you HaMmOck" Anime reference no circumference radius undefined like the blue moss maze on your mom's libido deep fried now black Dorito cheesy monkey like Frito, vegan ass diet going keto or hell what it is called over here boy, you don't have enough brain cells, biy your ass over here running of BaTtERy Dell, dad's probably named Dildo Nell. Does this shit ring a bell? So do us a favor And get the hell of the internet you four dollar ten kilo slut. Ass built in a line, but you over here arrested for flashing cause boy your ugly ass know that's a crime, your slow ass prob don't know this rhymes. Over here looking Clementine. Oh whore baby won't you make me mine. Over here working in a rice mill, only making a dime. Mortal Combat for you is never a waste of time. Bitch your big ass left cleft weighs a heft. Probably have a Chinese imported chest. Brother probably got those deported breasts. Bitch stopping being Zoro, don't even know right or left. So get your Freddy krueger slut cruiser police bruiser 4am snoozer, Betty booper Jack the ripper snooper, infinite music looper, over here thinking your ass is SheLdon Cooper. No chromosomes always gotta dine alone got a Nokia instead of an iPhone. Living in a hut that's the shape of an ice cream cone. Boy you over here taking a long walk to water just to take a piss in an African river ecol-i brother invested in your liver now spreading germs 39 day promised deliver. Great step rat felled down the stairs lost its whiskers and hair, slapping your meet without a care. Like, boy,what you talking about. At least this bitch is creative. Over here rotting with your step mommy's blue moon moss vaginal clit disease. Over here looking like an Asian rhino probably boy your albino. So get your dirty filthy ugly ass no cock dumbass shaking the block weighs as much as 2900 rocks bitch lives in a dock. Probably met the whole crew there aaaaeyy. Cemented Chinese crested left right breasted fire spitting Hepheastus don't even know what left is over here enjoying the monkey biz, Got that fine chimpanzee primate of earth negate rizz, your hair gel always have that weird ass sound effect of sizzzz. So do the world a favor and log out, cumslut. Over here looking like shrodingers ass. MS Delilah don't like your sass. Never listens in class.

Don't even make a comeback with "at least I can spell" cuz your poor ass self pathetic borderline cuckshuck self can't even be original. Making me waste my very breath over a malformation occurrence of the genetics like you cock block.

10/10

pussy disclaimer. i can only assume you either married a fat woman or got molested in the gap between then & now

Äh was?

The Mother of all Trol lFics

O: N! You are now my new idol. lol its 3am im going crazy and need to be on qoutev now. S! My new OTP is Bleamus! btw i loved the disclaimer! the second to last chapter was my fave. i started talking about snapeand ended with a in-deapth discussion about the American Cockstitution lmao.

This is a super accurate representation of what it would be like if someone could directly transmit their fever dream into prose.