Reviews for SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
sakuraaabae chapter 1 . 1/5/2022
LOL! A Uchiha Sasuke unit and a Haruno Sakura unit is all I need. Then they can make lots of adorable Uchiha children.
Tifacat chapter 1 . 7/4/2018
RingOnyx chapter 1 . 1/1/2018
Oh my... I'm laughing in my room alone because of this.. Hahaha... This is gooooooood
bruhimlike20now chapter 1 . 6/28/2017
I love this concept so much I wrote an User's Journal in your fic's honour. Hope you spare some time to give it a read :)
Guest chapter 1 . 4/21/2016
This is fucking magic.
floating on clouds above chapter 1 . 12/11/2014
I love this! :)
lololol chapter 1 . 8/10/2014
Dear Customer Service:

Whenever I put my HARUNO SAKURA and UCHIHA SASUKE together, they lock me out of a room (most commonly the one I sleep in), and then I start hearing lots of screaming. Is something wrong? They each come out covered in bites (mostly HARUNO SAKURA) and panting. Gosh, are they trying to kill each other? Help! And I think UCHIHA SASUKE did something to her stomach... it's getting really large!

Dear Customer:

That was them having hot, wild sex. In your bedroom. We at the CS Team are wondering how you mistook that for sparring. In any case, your UCHIHA SASUKE unit got HARUNO SAKURA pregnant. What are you, five? You should be rejoicing.
Sasuke-Tema chapter 1 . 12/24/2013
Lol I Loveeeee this soo much how do I order one! (just kiddin i know they aren't real)
berryboom chapter 1 . 11/10/2013
I die. Enough said.
Syncwidchocolate chapter 1 . 6/2/2013
Wow! This is a pure awesome hilarious fic! Great job!XD
BoomPowMina chapter 1 . 5/24/2013
Q: There are freaky strange hand-like wings sprouting out of my UCHIHA SASUKE's back and the whites of his eyes have turned black and he has this ugly cross on his face and his hair is unmanageable and he's just hideous! HELP!

A: You have somehow managed to unlock the UCHIHA SASUKE's Cursed Seal Form mode. You are an idiot. Put him in a barrel until he calms down, or allow him to fight a UZUMAKI NARUTO unit until he believes the latter is dead.
Lord Pikachu chapter 1 . 1/4/2013
I enjoy these manual fics... They're quite funny!
california poppyseed chapter 1 . 12/27/2012
Crimson Chrysanthemum chapter 1 . 11/25/2012
That was hilarious! XD
jessi chapter 1 . 10/24/2012
Very funny!
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