|Reviews for Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill|
| Bronze chapter 1 . 9/23
I but one objection to this ending. YOU THE BASTARDS, MOST ESPECIALLY DUMBLEDORE GET AWAY WITH STEALING FROM HARRY JUST LIKE ALMOST EVERY OTHER FANFIC AUTHOR! If you were going to kill off Harry anyway you at least owe it to him to remove the biggest source of misery from not only his life but from the magical world! Albus P. W. B. Dumbledore decided on his own authority to destroy a human life, if not two, with no regard for said persons. So you really owe it to Harry to let him kill the one most responsible for the world of shit he's had to suffer! I don't blame Riddle much as Dumbles set the whole thing up just to get out of having to correct the mistake he made with Riddle. Seeing as she who made the prophecy never made a true one before or after I've always had my doubts about just how accurate it was. It wouldn't surprise me at all that she never in fact made it and Dumbles faked it for his own personal well being. If you notice he never arrives at any battle till near the end and is the only allowed to decide who goes on missions, where they go and how long it lasts. So should Harry be allowed to remove him from the living it is very likely the Order of the Flaming Birdshit might actually be able to do a better job of fighting Tommy-boy and his moronic followers.
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/23
i suppose thats nice
| siriusbarks chapter 1 . 8/27/2015
Dumbledore is evil
| Quintilliad chapter 1 . 3/27/2013
That shit is freaking hilarious!
| sneaky lunitic spy chapter 1 . 10/18/2012
I love this
| Rubberduck697 chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
HA! Goodness, I'm sure I don't know what to say after reading this, but I'm glad I did. I find way too much enjoyment in Horror/Humor stories and I think you write very well. Actually the cutlery and killing in this story reminds me of one you might like if you do any reading of your own, it's called Retribution by prone2dementia. Heh, for all I know you've read it and hated it, so hopefully I'm not insulting you by saying your story reminds of that one because I mean it in the best possible way! Anyway, thank you for sharing! Keep up the good work! :)
| DannyBird chapter 1 . 3/4/2012
awwww, i was secretly hooting for Harry's reign of terror...
| anon chapter 1 . 8/18/2011
All together now! What...The...Fuck?
| Rrhagia chapter 1 . 3/20/2011
*cackles* Good job! *Twirls a kitchen knife through her fingers.*
| AoMythology chapter 1 . 11/11/2010
If I might suggest that you do not combine crack with the consumption of raw dragon meat? It can invoke strange kinds of mental bloodbaths. :P
Itsumo (though years late): What Fourth Wall? There is no Fourth Wall here! (Pretend that the last sentence contains a link to the appropriate TVTropes page.)
| Black Durion chapter 1 . 1/7/2010
wow as you said amusing
| demort chapter 1 . 12/23/2009
Ah a good bloodbath...
Love the insanity of this...
| skorpian672 chapter 1 . 9/15/2009
| Voice of the Nephilim chapter 1 . 10/15/2008
That was really epic. I patiently await Harry's adventures in the afterlife.
| slashslut chapter 1 . 3/24/2008
someone was in a bad mood when they wrote this;) *smirk*