Hilarious, thanks for sharing these

LMAO!

"Chatted" "silly" "kick your face in"

their general speech patterns and comments sound wrong. That is not how American or Japanese speakers would talk.

My suspension of disbelief feels quite strained.

Itachi vs. Voldemort, so cool! Well, Itachi vs. anyone would be cool, but especially Voldemort because he's actually powerful. The legilimency part was cool. And "silly basic genjutsu," haha.

i just wrote you a poem ;)

Naruto wants to walk on the great hall's ceiling just to see if he falls through,
the giant squid has a crush on Kisame because he is blue,
Sakura debates to show her baby pictures to show her hair color is true,
Hermione wants Sasuke to join her in S.P.E.W,
Itaki accidently got the attention of umbridge, but escaped with a genjutsu,
Snape debates slipping Kakashi an untested brew,
because icha icha paradise wasn't really something he'd want to look in to...

Awwww... well this had a good run!:D

So it was Sakura! Ah ha! Sherlock Sasuke!

And Kakashi? What was his?

ITACHI! ALIVE!*Sobs in a corner.*

Sasuke is a good boy. Aiding in that prank.

Yes in the Great Hall, Sakura, where else?

Snape's classroom...

Kakashi?

Take that non-Sexy Jutsu boys!

You didn't!...You did, holy hell.

"Rear"?XD

Poor Harry.

I'm terrified and very amused.