Reviews for What TMM Would Never Say or Do
NekoLuvsL chapter 6 . 2/9/2007
Ye get the Caspain Tiger Of Approval. didn't I already review this?... OMG! Thought!

Pai: -dressted in tutu and pinkness- -High pitched- I'm a pretty pink princess. Won't you come and play with me?

Everyone else: -eye twitches-
Mew Lizzy chapter 6 . 7/5/2006
Update soon!
Yushina Janke chapter 6 . 6/26/2006
(Hint: I'm Yushi)

Think think think...

Pai: Pie is the nastiest thing on the face of the planet! i hate me!

Deep Blue: Man it stinks having to try destroy the world every day. Today i think I'll frolick through the flowers with Pai.

Zakuro: OhMyGosh, when I saw that lime green dress with red misshapen pokladots that taste like spagetti sauce i just, like, had to have it, you know?

~Yushi
punkyt0ast3r chapter 6 . 6/26/2006
Okay I had to let you read this because I think it's kinda funny ...so here it goes...

Mint: Um...Ichigo..*points to Blue Knight*

Blue Knight: *choking*

Ichigo: WHAT'S WRONG!

Mint: His shorts are to tight ...there choking him...

Okay it sounded better in my head...anyway I can't wait for your next update.

Ja Ne
ambassador.to.the.Beyond chapter 6 . 6/25/2006
Cool, prizes!

Deep Blue: Knock knock.

Lettuce: Who's there?

Deep Blue: NOBODY! ! ! ! ! ! ! IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD! ! ! ! ! ! EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IS A LIE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

Masaya: ::reshuffles tarot cards:: The cards say... NOTHING! I CAN'T READ! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ichigo: ::rides a mechanical bull and waves cowboy hat in the air:: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD: THIS MEW MEW THING IS GETTING OLD! I'VE NOT BEEN TOLD BUT I HAVE HEARD: ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A BIRD! I HAVEN'T HEARD BUT I CAN TELL: MASAYA POURS GASOLINE DOWN THE WELLS! YEE-HAA!

Ichigo: Once upon a time, I had a life. THEN I DIED! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

Tart: Oompa Loompa doompa dee daa!

Pie: Ehmagosh! Was that like, Justin Timberlake? Ehmagosh, like, AH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Kish: PUPPIEZ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Zakuro: Tehe, ah luv puppies... They taste like chicken...

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

Kish: I have a confession to make... I'm not really an alien... I'M AUSTRALIAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Pudding: AND I'M NORWIEGAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ichigo: N ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Keiichiro: How do you feel about genital piercings?

Ryou: I feel like I'm due for another batch.

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

I understand if you don't wanna use that last one... but I will be pretty cotton pickin' offended it you don't use any of the others!
SakuraLiTomoyoHiiragisawa chapter 6 . 6/25/2006
I've got some too!

1

Ichigo: Ryou, I LOVE YOU!

Ryou: ...

Mint: What about Masaya?

Ichigo: Oh, I dumped him, you have to throw him away anyway someday...

Masaya: ... *lying in a trash can*

2

Blue Knight: Why's my outfit blue?

Kish: Becuase you're name is Blue Knight

Blue Knight: Why's my name Blue Knight?

Kish: Becuase your outfit is blue. Argh, what the heck, why does the world exist anyway!

3

Zakuro: Ichigo, do you have any Barbie dolls for me?

Ichigo: O.O Eeh, Zakuro, what's the matter with you?

Zakuro: I'm only going back in my life to enjoy my childhood.

Ichigo: That's...weird...

Zakuro: Then you should see how many plastic swords Shirogane got in his closet.

4

Lettuce: I'm a vegetarian!

Everyone: ...?

Lettuce: Aren't you happy for me? Oh, it's time for lunch. Anyone want to be my lunch, Ichigo, Zakuro, Minto?

The best I've got right now! Love the idea of this fanfic!
Mew Robena chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
like OMG! SOO CUTE! If you stop riting TMM fics, I'm gonna have 2 beat the everloving cream-puffs out of you!
I-luv-Kish-and-dark chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
This is really funny! I have an idea... It is:

Ryou: Lookie what I found! A new top! Don't I look so pretty?

Pudding: That's Kish's top, so yeah!

Zakuro: Hey, I found my purpose in life!

All: What?

Zakuro: Making dollies!

Ichigo: I've decided that I like Zakuro now. By Masaya!

Masaya: Then I shall become Deep Blue and haunt you! MWAHAHAHA! (Becomes Deep Blue)

D.B: NO! I was still playing make believe! Now I'll never find out when the girl finds her pony!
Mew-Sahara chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
I GOTS ANOTHER ONE!

Blue Knight: OKay who is the gaywad that made my shorts SO short and Deep Blue look like a demented girl?

Masaya: ME!

Pudding: I never liked that gaywad.

Lettuce (to Keiichiro and Ryou): Which one of you (censored) bakas decided to make our coustumes so skimpy.

Keiichiro: ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! Ryou helped.

Lettuce: beats him up. then kisses Ryou

Ryou: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

LEttuce: 'Cause I'm gonna become a biker and become a complete maniac to screw my shyness.

Ryou: Dude. Ok. TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Lettuce: OK.

Keiichiro: X_X

Zakuro: Dude I like went to the like mall and like bought cheese like.
Insert Generic Fan Name Here chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
I've got some

Ichigo:*walks in* Sorry I'm late!

Ryou:Baka Strawberry you're *turns around and sees Ichigo*...nevermind *s-l-o-w-l-y walks away from Ichigo*

Ichigo:Nya?

Zakuro:...o-o

Minto:Ichigo...

Ichigo: What?

Minto:Ano...yeah...well...what...?

Ichigo: -.- Spit it out, nya!

Minto: What...are you wearing? No, WHY are you wearing it!...0_o

Retasu: *walks in with two plates with cake on them* Oha-WHA! *points to Ichigo, dropping the plates and splatting cake on the floor* WHAT THE? O_O

Ichigo:What?

Purin:*runs in with eyes closed* Konnichiwa mina, na no da! _ *opens eyes*...Ichigo-neechan

Ichigo:Yeah?

Purin:Why...are you...0_0 Okay, TALK! *runs up to Ichigo* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO TAR-TAR-KUN, NA NO DA! (

Ichigo:I ate him.

Everyone:WHAT?

Ichigo: Yup! He tasted like a tart_ I also ate Kish and Pai! Kisshu tasted like quiche and Pai, he tasted like chicken! Oopsie! I mean pie! *giggles*

Zakuro and Minto:*faints*

Ichigo:Nya! At least the world is safe now! _

Purin:TAR-TAR-KUN! T_T

Ichigo:Then, since I wouldn't want to let the outfits go to waste, I kept the clothing, today I decided to wear Taruto's outfit _

Retasu:walking away...no, RUNNING away*runs out of cafe*

Ichigo:*stomach growls* I'm hungry again!

Minto: RUN!

Ichigo:Nya? *looks around empty cafe* I guess everyone ran away...but...why would they run away? What's so scary?

-

Purin to Taruto: Tar-Tar?

Taruto: Hmm?

Purin: I...need to tell you something, na no da...

Taruto:What?

Purin:I...

Taruto:Yeah?

Purin:I...I...

Taruto: Uh huh?

Purin:Well...

Taruto:Jeez, get to it!

Purin: I WANT TO BE INFUSED WITH A CHICKEN! T_T

Taruto:...me too

-

Zakuro: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spou-Minto:Good! I'm all out of tea! *grabs Zakuro and attempts to pour tea into a tea cup* Dammnit! It's not working! ( Damn you, tea pot! Zakuro: T_T MOMMY!

-

Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto: *at a protest outside a pastry shop* SAVE THE PASTRIES! DON'T EAT PIE! DON'T EAT QUICHE! DON'T EAT TARTS!

-

Aliens: Okay, Mew Mews! Since you have defeated us in every attempt we make, we will now use our ultimate weapon!

Deep Blue: *takes in a deep breath* I love you

Kisshu:You love me

Pai: We're a happy family

Zakuro:...What the hell?

Taruto: With a great big hug

*Aliens come and glomp the mews*

Deep Blue: And a kiss from me to you

Kisshu: Won't you say

Pai: You love

Taruto: Me too

Mews: O_O Help

~Back at cafe~

Ryou:*watching everything on his computer screen* K-Keiichiro 0_0...

Keiichiro:Yes, Ryou?

Ryou:I'm scared.

Keiichiro:As am I, Ryou. As am I.

-

Kisshu:Lays are a good way to get laid. My example:

Kisshu:*teleports to Ichigo's house holding a bag of Lays potato chips* Ichigo:*sees bag of Lays chips* Kisshu, would you-Kamyra: CUT! Kisshu and Ichigo: Nani? Kamyra: Kelcitao's story is K, you can't refer to anything, baka. Kisshu:*pouts* You suck. Kamyra: -.- Oh well.

-

Eh, well that's all I have. My friends and I made a fake commercial for Lays potato chips, that's where I got the idea ; Ne, since your story is K, I can't put it in...so...yeah.

Update soon!
MewMidnight chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
Kish: Yeah yeah thats right! i'm a gangsta'

Pai: I'm a pimp

Tart: I'm a pirate that loves Purin!

Kish: O.o oh man Masaya you are one hot treehugger.

Masaya: sorry Kish I love Ryou.

Ryou: O.O

Pai: Zakuro is a total hottie!

Zakuro: Yeah I love Pai and the world! Lets go plant some flowers Pai!

Keiichiro: Those girls suck lets get some manly mew mews.

Deep blue: yeah ya know what screw the aliens make me a butterfly mew mew! _ ((hops up and down))

Ryou: yeah totally, me and Deep blue are going out.

Pai and Zakuro: ((outside planting flowers))

Kish: fine ichigo I will just go love Ryou

Ichigo: Mint and me are bestest friends!

Purin: these ears suck, I want to be a viper! or a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Keiichiro: lets all get drunk and play twister!

everyone: okay!

Kish: Ichigo! stop being a pervert!

Ichigo: evil grin (( huggles Kish))

Kish: ah no!

Keiichiro: I wanna be a racecar drivin, club dancer, jet pilot!

Mint: I hate Zakuro. she is a pooface. (( sorry i love that! pooface. XD ))

Zakuro: (( starts dancing with Pai)) oh yeah we are total gangsters now.

Pai: I am the pimp!

Tart: DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT _! MUAHAHAHAHA

Purin: Tart you suck to much to be the juggernaut.

Retasu: I think you all are pansies!

Pai: and so I'm a squirrel, your not how pathetic you are...and so i'm a squirrel your not, your just human how pathetic you are! you don't have a fluffy tail! you don't have squirrely wrath! you just build to destroy while i collect some nuts, you all SUCK! (( foamy the squirrel song. XD ))

Zakuro: I wanna be a barbie doll! (( cries))

Kish: mee to!

Ichigo: I want to beat the tar outta masaya!

(( bomb blows up cafe))

Zakuro: I don't think I'll make it.

Mint: Zakuro and ballerina's suck.

Kish: Ahh save me Blue Knight! ((who comes to Kish's aid))

Ichigo: kill that fruity guy in the blue short shorts!

Purin: Tart became gay.

Tart: lyke omg, I totally love Ichigo's dress, and Ichigo.

Ichigo: I love Tart

Kish: i love the blue knight!

Blueknight and Pai: (( start singing metallica! ))

Everyone : woot concert!

and by the way your story rocks. _
AnimeMew chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
WOOT! So funny! p.s: Thank you for using my idea!

-throws chocolate to you- YAY!...more ideas then...um...

Ichigo: I WANT MY MOMMY! WHAH!-grabs blankie-...I hurted my self fighting the meany Kishy and got a boo-boo! whhah! -sniff-

Mint: -walks up to homeless guy- Hey! How would you like to take all my money and belongings! Being filthy stinkin rich is so overrated anyway! Besides, I've always envied you guys anyway!

Tart:...must...have...more...SUGAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-starts attacking town- SURRENDER THE SUGAR!

Pudding:...Tart, sugar is so overrated! -rolls eyes-

Lettuce: I wish that you guys were more daring and willing to look danger in the eye like me!

Zakuro: I HATE being a model who's idolized by millions! I just want to roll in the mud once in a while!

Ryou:...WOOF!...I mean...QUACK!...no...MEOW!...yeah let's go with that!

Keiirchio: See you guys later! I'm going to bully some orphans, then jump in a shark tank!

Kish: Strawberries are gross! I much prefer twigs!

Pie:...I hate math...

Deep Blue: FORGET EARTH! I'm gonna take over Jupiter instead!

Blue Knight: NOT JUPITER!

Masaya: Ichigo...I cheated on you with a man...and two strippers...a lumberjack...5 HOURS LATER!...a squirrl...

Well thats all I got! UNTIL NEXT CHAPPIE! KEEP IT UP!
MewMidnight chapter 5 . 6/23/2006
OMG that was the funniest thing i have ever read! I have an idea

Kish: yeah come here blue knight! (( huggles)) i like totally love you!

Pai: omg, I just now realized...DEEP BLUE looks like a girl!

Deep blue: you hurt my self esteem you meanie! (( sits in

cornrer and swatts at air)), get away you meanie!

Tart: Pudding i like totally love you! gimme a hug!

Kish: lyke i am totally over ichigo.

Ichigo: no kish i love you to much!

Kish: too late i became gay and now love Keiichiro!

Keiichiro: but I love Pai!

Ryou: I love Kish, Pai and Tart all at the same time! so ohh burn!

Ichigo: I love Tart!

Mint: I love Tart too! ((starts fighting with ichigo over Tart))

Tart: I love pudding and Ichigo!

Pudding: Tart sucks I love Kish!

Lettuce: I love Zakuro

Zakuro: I love Mint and Ichigo!

Pai: O.O i hate all of you.

episode two-

Pai: i just totally love that hairstyle Zakuro! where do you

get your hair done?

Zakuro: omfg i totally forgot! (( dyes hair pink))

Kish: Ichigo i hate you

Ichigo: I Like totally love Kish, Mint, Pai, Tart, I hate the

blue knight. what a loser. his shorts are shorter than mints costume.

Blueknight: aww forget Ichigo i like have totally fallen in

love with Ryou! and Pai! and Tart! and most of all...KISH

Kish: I love you too blueknight!

FIN! oh yeah Pai: I still love yet hate you all and i am a complete failure. gimme a hug? and can we change the color of my fan?
Mew-Sahara chapter 5 . 6/22/2006
WHAT? NO I LUV THIS STORY! TMM RULES!

Kish: Ohmigosh!

Tart: What?

Kish: YOU'RE A DORK!

Tart: No duh.
Mew-Sahara chapter 4 . 6/22/2006
Kish: I'm going to get a degree in calculas old chap.

Pie: Duh. Why, Kish, duh?

Kish: 'CAUSE I'M SMART, YOU'RE NOT, AND I GOT THIS COOL BRITISH ACCENT!

Pie: Oh, duh.

Ryou: *Sleeping* Keiichiro... Keiichiro... *squeezes Keiichiro plushie and sucks thumb*

Ichigo: Mew Mew Power, Mew Mew Sass, Mew Mew Power up your-

Pudding: BUTT! YOUR SHINY BUTT!

Lettuce: Shiny... Shiny...
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