|Reviews for What TMM Would Never Say or Do|
| NekoLuvsL chapter 6 . 2/9/2007
Ye get the Caspain Tiger Of Approval. didn't I already review this?... OMG! Thought!
Pai: -dressted in tutu and pinkness- -High pitched- I'm a pretty pink princess. Won't you come and play with me?
Everyone else: -eye twitches-
| Mew Lizzy chapter 6 . 7/5/2006
| Yushina Janke chapter 6 . 6/26/2006
(Hint: I'm Yushi)
Think think think...
Pai: Pie is the nastiest thing on the face of the planet! i hate me!
Deep Blue: Man it stinks having to try destroy the world every day. Today i think I'll frolick through the flowers with Pai.
Zakuro: OhMyGosh, when I saw that lime green dress with red misshapen pokladots that taste like spagetti sauce i just, like, had to have it, you know?
| punkyt0ast3r chapter 6 . 6/26/2006
Okay I had to let you read this because I think it's kinda funny ...so here it goes...
Mint: Um...Ichigo..*points to Blue Knight*
Blue Knight: *choking*
Ichigo: WHAT'S WRONG!
Mint: His shorts are to tight ...there choking him...
Okay it sounded better in my head...anyway I can't wait for your next update.
| ambassador.to.the.Beyond chapter 6 . 6/25/2006
Deep Blue: Knock knock.
Lettuce: Who's there?
Deep Blue: NOBODY! ! ! ! ! ! ! IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD! ! ! ! ! ! EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IS A LIE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::
Masaya: ::reshuffles tarot cards:: The cards say... NOTHING! I CAN'T READ! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ichigo: ::rides a mechanical bull and waves cowboy hat in the air:: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD: THIS MEW MEW THING IS GETTING OLD! I'VE NOT BEEN TOLD BUT I HAVE HEARD: ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A BIRD! I HAVEN'T HEARD BUT I CAN TELL: MASAYA POURS GASOLINE DOWN THE WELLS! YEE-HAA!
Ichigo: Once upon a time, I had a life. THEN I DIED! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::
Tart: Oompa Loompa doompa dee daa!
Pie: Ehmagosh! Was that like, Justin Timberlake? Ehmagosh, like, AH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Kish: PUPPIEZ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Zakuro: Tehe, ah luv puppies... They taste like chicken...
Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::
Kish: I have a confession to make... I'm not really an alien... I'M AUSTRALIAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Pudding: AND I'M NORWIEGAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ichigo: N ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Keiichiro: How do you feel about genital piercings?
Ryou: I feel like I'm due for another batch.
Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::
I understand if you don't wanna use that last one... but I will be pretty cotton pickin' offended it you don't use any of the others!
| SakuraLiTomoyoHiiragisawa chapter 6 . 6/25/2006
I've got some too!
Ichigo: Ryou, I LOVE YOU!
Mint: What about Masaya?
Ichigo: Oh, I dumped him, you have to throw him away anyway someday...
Masaya: ... *lying in a trash can*
Blue Knight: Why's my outfit blue?
Kish: Becuase you're name is Blue Knight
Blue Knight: Why's my name Blue Knight?
Kish: Becuase your outfit is blue. Argh, what the heck, why does the world exist anyway!
Zakuro: Ichigo, do you have any Barbie dolls for me?
Ichigo: O.O Eeh, Zakuro, what's the matter with you?
Zakuro: I'm only going back in my life to enjoy my childhood.
Zakuro: Then you should see how many plastic swords Shirogane got in his closet.
Lettuce: I'm a vegetarian!
Lettuce: Aren't you happy for me? Oh, it's time for lunch. Anyone want to be my lunch, Ichigo, Zakuro, Minto?
The best I've got right now! Love the idea of this fanfic!
| Mew Robena chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
like OMG! SOO CUTE! If you stop riting TMM fics, I'm gonna have 2 beat the everloving cream-puffs out of you!
| I-luv-Kish-and-dark chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
This is really funny! I have an idea... It is:
Ryou: Lookie what I found! A new top! Don't I look so pretty?
Pudding: That's Kish's top, so yeah!
Zakuro: Hey, I found my purpose in life!
Zakuro: Making dollies!
Ichigo: I've decided that I like Zakuro now. By Masaya!
Masaya: Then I shall become Deep Blue and haunt you! MWAHAHAHA! (Becomes Deep Blue)
D.B: NO! I was still playing make believe! Now I'll never find out when the girl finds her pony!
| Mew-Sahara chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
I GOTS ANOTHER ONE!
Blue Knight: OKay who is the gaywad that made my shorts SO short and Deep Blue look like a demented girl?
Pudding: I never liked that gaywad.
Lettuce (to Keiichiro and Ryou): Which one of you (censored) bakas decided to make our coustumes so skimpy.
Keiichiro: ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! Ryou helped.
Lettuce: beats him up. then kisses Ryou
Ryou: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
LEttuce: 'Cause I'm gonna become a biker and become a complete maniac to screw my shyness.
Ryou: Dude. Ok. TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Zakuro: Dude I like went to the like mall and like bought cheese like.
| Insert Generic Fan Name Here chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
I've got some
Ichigo:*walks in* Sorry I'm late!
Ryou:Baka Strawberry you're *turns around and sees Ichigo*...nevermind *s-l-o-w-l-y walks away from Ichigo*
Ichigo: -.- Spit it out, nya!
Minto: What...are you wearing? No, WHY are you wearing it!...0_o
Retasu: *walks in with two plates with cake on them* Oha-WHA! *points to Ichigo, dropping the plates and splatting cake on the floor* WHAT THE? O_O
Purin:*runs in with eyes closed* Konnichiwa mina, na no da! _ *opens eyes*...Ichigo-neechan
Purin:Why...are you...0_0 Okay, TALK! *runs up to Ichigo* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO TAR-TAR-KUN, NA NO DA! (
Ichigo:I ate him.
Ichigo: Yup! He tasted like a tart_ I also ate Kish and Pai! Kisshu tasted like quiche and Pai, he tasted like chicken! Oopsie! I mean pie! *giggles*
Zakuro and Minto:*faints*
Ichigo:Nya! At least the world is safe now! _
Ichigo:Then, since I wouldn't want to let the outfits go to waste, I kept the clothing, today I decided to wear Taruto's outfit _
Retasu:walking away...no, RUNNING away*runs out of cafe*
Ichigo:*stomach growls* I'm hungry again!
Ichigo:Nya? *looks around empty cafe* I guess everyone ran away...but...why would they run away? What's so scary?
Purin to Taruto: Tar-Tar?
Purin: I...need to tell you something, na no da...
Taruto: Uh huh?
Taruto:Jeez, get to it!
Purin: I WANT TO BE INFUSED WITH A CHICKEN! T_T
Zakuro: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spou-Minto:Good! I'm all out of tea! *grabs Zakuro and attempts to pour tea into a tea cup* Dammnit! It's not working! ( Damn you, tea pot! Zakuro: T_T MOMMY!
Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto: *at a protest outside a pastry shop* SAVE THE PASTRIES! DON'T EAT PIE! DON'T EAT QUICHE! DON'T EAT TARTS!
Aliens: Okay, Mew Mews! Since you have defeated us in every attempt we make, we will now use our ultimate weapon!
Deep Blue: *takes in a deep breath* I love you
Kisshu:You love me
Pai: We're a happy family
Zakuro:...What the hell?
Taruto: With a great big hug
*Aliens come and glomp the mews*
Deep Blue: And a kiss from me to you
Kisshu: Won't you say
Pai: You love
Taruto: Me too
Mews: O_O Help
~Back at cafe~
Ryou:*watching everything on his computer screen* K-Keiichiro 0_0...
Keiichiro:As am I, Ryou. As am I.
Kisshu:Lays are a good way to get laid. My example:
Kisshu:*teleports to Ichigo's house holding a bag of Lays potato chips* Ichigo:*sees bag of Lays chips* Kisshu, would you-Kamyra: CUT! Kisshu and Ichigo: Nani? Kamyra: Kelcitao's story is K, you can't refer to anything, baka. Kisshu:*pouts* You suck. Kamyra: -.- Oh well.
Eh, well that's all I have. My friends and I made a fake commercial for Lays potato chips, that's where I got the idea ; Ne, since your story is K, I can't put it in...so...yeah.
| MewMidnight chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
Kish: Yeah yeah thats right! i'm a gangsta'
Pai: I'm a pimp
Tart: I'm a pirate that loves Purin!
Kish: O.o oh man Masaya you are one hot treehugger.
Masaya: sorry Kish I love Ryou.
Pai: Zakuro is a total hottie!
Zakuro: Yeah I love Pai and the world! Lets go plant some flowers Pai!
Keiichiro: Those girls suck lets get some manly mew mews.
Deep blue: yeah ya know what screw the aliens make me a butterfly mew mew! _ ((hops up and down))
Ryou: yeah totally, me and Deep blue are going out.
Pai and Zakuro: ((outside planting flowers))
Kish: fine ichigo I will just go love Ryou
Ichigo: Mint and me are bestest friends!
Purin: these ears suck, I want to be a viper! or a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Keiichiro: lets all get drunk and play twister!
Kish: Ichigo! stop being a pervert!
Ichigo: evil grin (( huggles Kish))
Kish: ah no!
Keiichiro: I wanna be a racecar drivin, club dancer, jet pilot!
Mint: I hate Zakuro. she is a pooface. (( sorry i love that! pooface. XD ))
Zakuro: (( starts dancing with Pai)) oh yeah we are total gangsters now.
Pai: I am the pimp!
Tart: DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT _! MUAHAHAHAHA
Purin: Tart you suck to much to be the juggernaut.
Retasu: I think you all are pansies!
Pai: and so I'm a squirrel, your not how pathetic you are...and so i'm a squirrel your not, your just human how pathetic you are! you don't have a fluffy tail! you don't have squirrely wrath! you just build to destroy while i collect some nuts, you all SUCK! (( foamy the squirrel song. XD ))
Zakuro: I wanna be a barbie doll! (( cries))
Kish: mee to!
Ichigo: I want to beat the tar outta masaya!
(( bomb blows up cafe))
Zakuro: I don't think I'll make it.
Mint: Zakuro and ballerina's suck.
Kish: Ahh save me Blue Knight! ((who comes to Kish's aid))
Ichigo: kill that fruity guy in the blue short shorts!
Purin: Tart became gay.
Tart: lyke omg, I totally love Ichigo's dress, and Ichigo.
Ichigo: I love Tart
Kish: i love the blue knight!
Blueknight and Pai: (( start singing metallica! ))
Everyone : woot concert!
and by the way your story rocks. _
| AnimeMew chapter 6 . 6/23/2006
WOOT! So funny! p.s: Thank you for using my idea!
-throws chocolate to you- YAY!...more ideas then...um...
Ichigo: I WANT MY MOMMY! WHAH!-grabs blankie-...I hurted my self fighting the meany Kishy and got a boo-boo! whhah! -sniff-
Mint: -walks up to homeless guy- Hey! How would you like to take all my money and belongings! Being filthy stinkin rich is so overrated anyway! Besides, I've always envied you guys anyway!
Tart:...must...have...more...SUGAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-starts attacking town- SURRENDER THE SUGAR!
Pudding:...Tart, sugar is so overrated! -rolls eyes-
Lettuce: I wish that you guys were more daring and willing to look danger in the eye like me!
Zakuro: I HATE being a model who's idolized by millions! I just want to roll in the mud once in a while!
Ryou:...WOOF!...I mean...QUACK!...no...MEOW!...yeah let's go with that!
Keiirchio: See you guys later! I'm going to bully some orphans, then jump in a shark tank!
Kish: Strawberries are gross! I much prefer twigs!
Pie:...I hate math...
Deep Blue: FORGET EARTH! I'm gonna take over Jupiter instead!
Blue Knight: NOT JUPITER!
Masaya: Ichigo...I cheated on you with a man...and two strippers...a lumberjack...5 HOURS LATER!...a squirrl...
Well thats all I got! UNTIL NEXT CHAPPIE! KEEP IT UP!
| MewMidnight chapter 5 . 6/23/2006
OMG that was the funniest thing i have ever read! I have an idea
Kish: yeah come here blue knight! (( huggles)) i like totally love you!
Pai: omg, I just now realized...DEEP BLUE looks like a girl!
Deep blue: you hurt my self esteem you meanie! (( sits in
cornrer and swatts at air)), get away you meanie!
Tart: Pudding i like totally love you! gimme a hug!
Kish: lyke i am totally over ichigo.
Ichigo: no kish i love you to much!
Kish: too late i became gay and now love Keiichiro!
Keiichiro: but I love Pai!
Ryou: I love Kish, Pai and Tart all at the same time! so ohh burn!
Ichigo: I love Tart!
Mint: I love Tart too! ((starts fighting with ichigo over Tart))
Tart: I love pudding and Ichigo!
Pudding: Tart sucks I love Kish!
Lettuce: I love Zakuro
Zakuro: I love Mint and Ichigo!
Pai: O.O i hate all of you.
Pai: i just totally love that hairstyle Zakuro! where do you
get your hair done?
Zakuro: omfg i totally forgot! (( dyes hair pink))
Kish: Ichigo i hate you
Ichigo: I Like totally love Kish, Mint, Pai, Tart, I hate the
blue knight. what a loser. his shorts are shorter than mints costume.
Blueknight: aww forget Ichigo i like have totally fallen in
love with Ryou! and Pai! and Tart! and most of all...KISH
Kish: I love you too blueknight!
FIN! oh yeah Pai: I still love yet hate you all and i am a complete failure. gimme a hug? and can we change the color of my fan?
| Mew-Sahara chapter 5 . 6/22/2006
WHAT? NO I LUV THIS STORY! TMM RULES!
Kish: YOU'RE A DORK!
Tart: No duh.
| Mew-Sahara chapter 4 . 6/22/2006
Kish: I'm going to get a degree in calculas old chap.
Pie: Duh. Why, Kish, duh?
Kish: 'CAUSE I'M SMART, YOU'RE NOT, AND I GOT THIS COOL BRITISH ACCENT!
Pie: Oh, duh.
Ryou: *Sleeping* Keiichiro... Keiichiro... *squeezes Keiichiro plushie and sucks thumb*
Ichigo: Mew Mew Power, Mew Mew Sass, Mew Mew Power up your-
Pudding: BUTT! YOUR SHINY BUTT!
Lettuce: Shiny... Shiny...