|Reviews for Love Like Winter|
| Carley387 chapter 1 . 12/26/2015
I have no idea what the hell this is that I have stumbled upon so imma go but I have to give you points for originality and guts to write what you want!
| Guest chapter 4 . 6/15/2014
| Guest chapter 4 . 2/8/2014
This was...weird. like very weird.' But it was funny.
| pingulover chapter 1 . 1/28/2014
wow- this is seeeeeeeeeeeeriously cracky...I LOVE IT ! IT WAS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY !
| I.W.P-chan chapter 4 . 8/12/2013
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.
It's hilarious and a genius work of parody in under 5,000 words.
You have my praise, and this story is going straight into my favorites list.
| FanFiction Lover chapter 4 . 1/20/2013
(Gives Author a Blank Look) I think You've Broken Me. (Shudders at The Pure WRONGNESS!) My God. Give Yourself a pat on the back, you deserve it. I apologise for my last Review, I was just... In Shock. Yeah...In Shock. (Shudders in Disgust, with a Haunted look in eyes that can only be seen on someone who has gone through Horrific Trauma.) It was Funny. But Oh So WRONG. (Shudders) You're Lucky that you put that Author's Note up in the First Chapter, or I would've Maimed you to pieces. Don't get me wrong, I'm a very open minded person, but I'm Human, I have my Limits, and I Tolerate No One, Absolutely NO ONE, messing with LV/HP! NO ONE! (Glares at Author with a Glare Made of Flames AND Frost, while Seething in Indignant Rage.) No One. I'm gonna keep your story book marked, for what Reason, I Don't Know. (Shudders in Horror at the Complete WRONGNESS! of it All, once more.) My God.
| FanFiction Lover chapter 4 . 1/20/2013
(Gazes Blankly at Author for a Few moments... Then walks over Full-Wall Mirror, sits down in front of it, draws knees up to chest and hugs them, Rocking Back and Forth, while staring at Reflection in Pure Horror, muttering to self.) The Horror. The Grossness. The Wrongness. It... Hurts, So Bloody Much. MY EYES! (Screams at the Utter Wrongness of it All, with Tears falling from eyes at the thought that, In Some Crazy, Messed Up, Alternate/Parallel Omniverse/Multiverse/Universe/Galaxy/Solar System/Earth/Dimension/Reality/Time-Line; All of This is Real. Shudders at the Horror) My God. I... My God. You Just Made Me Even MORE, Mentally Unstable than I already am. Just... My God. (Abruptly Bursts into Fits of Deranged Laughter, at the Complete Hilarity of it All, as well as the Complete Insanity.) My God. Good Lord. Bombo Frigging Rasclat, Fucking Ratid-Fuck. You Are One Deranged MotherFucker, Aren't You? My God. (Stops Rocking Back and Forth, and Instead just sit eerily Still, simply staring at the Author's Reflection in the Mirror... Gives Author a Slow, Haunting, Applause.) You...Have Outdone Yourself. You're one Twisted Bitch, You Know That? One Twisted, Deranged, Bitch of a MotherFucker. (Stops Clapping, and simply sits there. Staring at Author's Reflection in the Mirror. Completely Void of Emotion.) My Fucking God... My. God. My God.
| Raven Shadowchild chapter 4 . 1/18/2013
OMG! SO FRIKIN' FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!
| SLFangirl chapter 4 . 1/13/2013
This story was absolutely brilliant. I still have not stopped laughing.
| Lovelesslife chapter 4 . 11/11/2012
this is by far, the weirdest story i have ever read. in saying that, it was somehow one of the funniest in a weird way.
| BelovedShadow chapter 4 . 9/29/2012
That was the most hilarious thing I've ever read.
| Kraehenhexe chapter 4 . 9/26/2012
First offense: Voldesex. I shalt make no comment on thus, so mote it be!(now excusay mwah as I maul Tom Riddle Jr.(cos voldekins is just too snakey for words... HE HAS NO NOSE!))
Second offense: Dracina. DRACINA. Is it wrong that I find this completely believable?
Third offense: Hermione and... Minerva. Honestly, what the HELL!(though they are a perfect couple... Hmm.)
Love it Dahling!(I hash Bri'ish ackseeennnttt!)
Slytherin 3rd year
| commit.my.sin chapter 4 . 5/1/2011
all I can say to that is what the hell
otherthan that it was actually brilliant
thank you for such a strange and wonderfull story
| withclubsauce chapter 4 . 9/13/2010
omg i am dying rn. that was brilliant. soooo funny i was nearly crying in some parts. D
| Atlaxxxx chapter 4 . 9/4/2010
Oh fine! Kill Voldesex! I see how it is! Dracina better be fuckin' hot or someone's fired -.-