Reviews for Phone Trouble
Angelfirenze chapter 1 . 3/24/2010
You are, like, evil, man. And have stolen my ability to properly use my vocabulary. My stomach is actually turning.

I don't even want to know what my face looks like.

*would shudder if I wasn't borderline nauseous*

*deep breath*

Nope. Didn't work. You're still evil.
abernaith chapter 1 . 2/28/2006
OMG this is so morbid, but I laughed at the end. Cackled, even. Thought you were wankers when you put "Hellblazer" in the xover rather than the lousy Hollywood counterpart, which it rather seemed to be. But you worked it all out, i.e. smoothened the wrinkles in the multiverse, towards the end-and it's just PERFECT. PERFECT. PERFECT.

Thank you for writing this. The -original- Constantine will always rock my socks. XD
Allen Pitt chapter 1 . 9/24/2005
Thank God. Getting rid of that impostor, a pleasure to read about. Now have the real JC show up in that LA /dimension. He seems to know just about everything, after all..

"Cordelia" showing up in that black maternity dress was quite funny-if that didn't scream "I'm evil!" I don't know what would...
Ouatic-7 chapter 1 . 9/24/2005
"a guy at Industrial Light and Magic." - Of course, ha, ha.

Loved the final sentence.
Booster1 chapter 1 . 9/24/2005
Dude, you just killed off Keanu. High five!

Nicely done, good use of continuity and highly amusing. Don't know how I missed this elsewhere though.
HecatonchiresLM chapter 1 . 9/24/2005
Very twisty. _