Oh my god, this is such a utter classic - and if it isn't, it has to be. Seriously, I am so in love with this fic! Such creativity with the names! And I loved how Myrtle played a part in killing all doubts Tom had about taking over the world. So many little details I loved about it - Myrtle calling Tom "Marv," reference to Seinfield *grin*, Tom's letter to Grindewald, Tom's overall thoughts about the other characters, the fact that the assortment of names went from the more lame ones (lame to Tom, I mean, but still hilarious to me) to wacky outrageous to finally, the name he (almost) settled on. I loved that development because it showed his initial dubiousness of the spell (hence the lame names), but then he got more into it and really started to play around with it more. I also loved how you ended the story. Because everyone thought that, of course, it would end with "I am Lord Voldemort" but instead, you surprised us with "I'm Lord Voldemorta"! Ahahaha! So very, very ingenious. One last laugh before the story ended. And wow, was I laughing throughout the whole story. I couldn't stop and had tears in my ears. :D

I was wondering, can I archive this story on my website - with proper credits to you, of course. My site is falling deep* and can be found here:

Thank you so very much for sharing this story with us! :D

I laughed several billion times while reading. Great job!

...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! I love this! THIS IS AMAZING! It had me laughing for a straight 10 minutes! Ahhh I can't see straight!

Well done! XDD

awesome oneshot!

Oh, this is wonderful!

Totally loved it! But at the end why is it VoldemortA? Why not I Am...?

that was so awesome i think i cried a little

Oh, I loved it! It was ridiculously hilarious, and Myrtle was funny, as was all the names you came up with! Who knew Tom Marvolo Riddle would have so many possibilities? Good writing, keep it up!

I haven't read a good oneshot in a while and this one just cracked me up! Hahah. You're very inventive with the names. I never really thought of the possibilities and man, you're good. HAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAH!

Oh god this is amazing, I couldn't stop laughing.

You sir, are made of win.

AHHHHHHH *DEATH BY LAUGHTER!* Well, Lord Leotard Mom IV sure killed me... not in a way i think he would like but he still succeeded! Thanks for this wondrously hilarious fic!

-snickers- This was EFFIN BLOODY BRILLIANT~! XDDDDDDDDD I was strugling to hold in my laugher so as NOT to wake up the whole household at -looks at clock- 8AM. Huh. Its that late already? / -chuckles- Anyway, this was delightful!

oh my gosh that was utterly hilarious! I loved all the bits of female characters jabbing at Tom's ego. Always knew there was more of a reason as to why Myrtle had to be the one to go...now I know! Thank you so much. It was a definite... sort of even serious humorousness piece!

hilarious. and creepy

haha, funny!