I'm crying so fucking hard XD

Best shot ever

My favorite is probably "Lord, I'd revolt a mom."

The most ridiculous thing here is the name of the Basilisk... of all thigns the sole thing you kept untouched from cannot was that idiotic tidbit. Very impressive.

I love this story. It is so funny and never fails to make me laugh, however many times I read it. I love getting to hear Tom's internal monologue, which is so fantastically scathing. I'm still a big fan of "the sheeple are going to yell it." The inflection comes through very well on that line, not to mention so many other times throughout the story. Thank you for sharing this story and putting a smile on my face.

YOU FORGOT "MR TOM, A DILDO LOVER"

Lol that wa so funny!

This always cracks me up, it's great!

Tim, Mad Drool Lover is nice. Good day, good night, and good luck.

Great humor piece! Very entertaining.

Sheer brilliance. Also, I think I scared my dog with how loud I was laughing. Good show.

Best thing I've read in a long time, maybe the best oneshot I've ever read. Hilarious, and Tom's character was perfect. I really need the name of your anagram solver. Great fic! My sister was across the room from me and was staring at me strangely the entire time because I just couldn't stop laughing.

Lord Voldemorta! Okay, I'm going die of laughter!

LORD VOLDEMORTAAAAHAHAHAHA

This was great! Made me laugh a lot xD

So well written! Lol for the origin of Mad-eye's name x)