Reviews for Hello Sexy
Mark chapter 1 . 2/15
Perfect Jayne, scary women make him horny!
alisosia chapter 1 . 8/1/2010
always wondered what was running through the mind of the crew in those moments after the door closed shut and river on the other side - figures Jayne would be turned

most curious about what ran through Mals's mind before the door opened

also how did the doors open, cus River wasn't standing by them to have pushed a button - delayed reaction?

any way thanks for posting hope there are more Jayne thoughts
dsolo chapter 1 . 5/28/2008
There's a bit of an age difference, but I can see it. Love Jayne's POV.
Lady Taevyn chapter 1 . 1/28/2008
*Dies* I can so hear him (GUH that voice) saying that too. Yeah, I'll be in my bunk...
LucyStag chapter 1 . 7/22/2006
Haha, that was great! I can see that being Jayne's response somehow...
Lirazel chapter 1 . 5/13/2006
That's hysterical. I love the idea that the thing that attracts him to her is her ability to kick butt. Totally believable. Nice piece.
chaoswurm chapter 1 . 3/30/2006
anon chapter 1 . 1/17/2006
Very nice. I can picture it too.
KBecks87 chapter 1 . 1/14/2006
that was real shiny!
PantaRei chapter 1 . 1/8/2006

A very, very Jayne thing to say. Trust Jayne to get turned on by River when she's all covered in blood...LOL
jax319 chapter 1 . 1/8/2006
ha thats so just perfect he totally thougt that
Patricia chapter 1 . 12/16/2005
That was shiny. I could totally see Jayne getting all turned on by a woman that could kick his butt and a room full of reavers.

That last line actually made me chuckle out loud and my husband says I only do that while I find something REALLY funny.

Keep up the good work. Excellent Jayne voice.
teejplease chapter 1 . 11/28/2005
... i hope simon didn't hear that... lol.
leology chapter 1 . 11/13/2005
Short, but really compelling. It's totally realistic! (and I hope secretly true)
animalbowling chapter 1 . 11/11/2005
haha... that is so what jayne would be thinking. great job!
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