|Reviews for 5 Things That Never Happened to Canon's Snape|
| Julyz111 chapter 1 . 2/23
The fifth one was quite a surprise mindfuck ;) TIMETRAVEL MOTHERF*CKER!
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/18/2014
Number 5. 'Nough said.
| MiggglyPuff chapter 1 . 8/3/2012
Hehehe! My favorite was 5! Or was it 3? Maybe 2? 4? 1? Gah! I liked it all! Especially: "Bugger this and sod the lot of you. I quit.".
| Sanity and Katlin chapter 1 . 2/13/2012
Hi would it be alright if I used number 2 in a fic? I think it's a cute idea so I want to see if I could expand on it.
| GSYH chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
Two: Stephanie Meyers, why don't you take a seat over there?
| Silver Ardor Dragon chapter 1 . 7/28/2011
Love it! they all made me smile or laugh.
You might like one of the chapters in my only, so far, HP story. Check out Ch.2 Butterflies. :)
| Badbonita chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
# 2 - hahahahahaha
*wipes away a tear) that's hilarious especially in the light of so many Snarry stories.
| Chocolate Wolf chapter 1 . 7/1/2010
That is adorable. Just...gah!
| uzo's biggest fan chapter 1 . 5/20/2010
all of those were awesome! i would actually LOVE to see storys from 2 and 4! lol!
| freePav chapter 1 . 8/13/2009
I think number two was my favorite...And I'm confused by number one.
Good one shot though :)
| Laurenke1 chapter 1 . 7/23/2009
| The Half-Blood Princess chapter 1 . 6/29/2009
"Bugger this and sod the lot of you. I quit."
| Lemon Drop 7 chapter 1 . 4/1/2009
5, 2, and 1 are great. I love the number 1 the most because I happen to like Harry-goes-back-in-time-and-falls-for-Snape stories and I have no problem laughing at myself. nice little list. :)
| emptyword chapter 1 . 12/30/2008
The Divinations one, hands down. There is just something about fictional characters removed from context, given an omniscient perspective, but retaining their personalities. I have no trouble at all seeing Snape waiting for his voice to grow past puberty. XD
| PenguinASM chapter 1 . 8/21/2008
Hysterically, superbly, insanely FUNNY! You leave me in Darth Stitches!