|Reviews for Things Swat Kats Characters Would Never Say|
| Rachael thomson chapter 1 . 10/2/2017
Do some more these are funny
| SparkChaser chapter 1 . 7/14/2012
I liked Pastmasters the best.
Me: "Hey Pastmaster you can't get that queen so how bout I introduce you to some saloon girls I know in the 1850's".
Pastmaster: "LET'S GO"!
| purpledragon6 chapter 1 . 6/9/2011
| Soultail Omega-Light chapter 1 . 11/28/2010
LOL Oh my god! That's so funny! XDDD
| TeenageMutantNinjaHamster chapter 1 . 7/17/2010
Jake: Come on, baby, just one time for old Razer...wait...
Lol, those are some good ones.
| T-BONE chapter 1 . 8/1/2009
i didnt get it but some lines were funny. thanks!
| ShiningShadow2900 chapter 1 . 12/23/2008
Funny very funny. I got for Feral with the Burning Chopper shot down from Lethal Weapon as Danny Glover will say "I'm getting to old for this sh*t.* or Something you could check out from the movie Clerks and Clerks II Plenty of material from that.
| Sithking Zero chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
Mayor Manx: I hope no one realizes that I'm Dark Kat...
Callie: I hope no one realizes that I'm Dark Kat...
Ann Gora: I hope no one realizes that I'm dating Viper...
Dark Kat: (loudly singing) OOPS! I, did it again.I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.
Pastmaster: Quick, Swat Kats! I need to get up to 88 miles per hour!
Mayor Manx: Bacon pinaple refridgerator Sofa poo... Callie, I think there's some thing wrong with this script...
Mayor Manx: HI-YA! (slices through Dr. Viper's tentacle monster, wearing a Ninja outfit)
| shadewatcher chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
lol, that's pretty good. How about... C. Feral, The SWAT Kats, Dark Kat, & Viper in unison saying "I am soo sorry i take back everything i've ever said or done. Can you forgive me?" (insert big group hug) lol that would so never happen.
| ulyferal chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
hahahahahahahahah*snort*hahahahhah! OMG! This is very good, wish I knew about it. I could have added a few myself.
| werebunny131 chapter 1 . 10/10/2008
Mayor Manx: I've had an idea!
Callie: Ooh Mayor! Your so brilliant!
| Nightgazer333 chapter 1 . 5/16/2006
Here's some ones :
Callie (Peels off her disguise and is different) : Did I ever tell you I'm really a human who was studying about your race?
Callie (Glomps onto a confused looking young man) : Oh Xander, make me a woman please!
Xander Harris : Why do I keep attracting all the non-human babes?
Callie (Talking to a slightly confused young man) : I'm pregnant with your child my dear.
Ranma Saotome : Oh man, why do these things always happen to me huh?
Callie (Holding off a group of primitive bandits) : I'm Callie Inverse, the beautiful sorcery genius, and you are toast- taste this, DRAGON SLAVEE!
Callie (Stepping out of a wall-mounted glowing mirror) : Greetings Keiichi, I am the Goddess Callie and I am here to grant you a wish.
| lugia flyhight chapter 1 . 5/13/2006
ew, some things that they said were gross! however was really funny.
| Crystalfox2 chapter 1 . 4/13/2006
Haha! This is funny! Please continue adding to this!
Pastmaster: I love the modern world!
| Singinsorrow chapter 1 . 2/16/2006
I really like this keep working on it. Heres an idea.
Jake: Did you know I want to marry you?
CHance: Wow that's amazing... THE WORLD IS COMMING TO AN END!