Reviews for Methods of Intimidation
Colezilla chapter 1 . 3/22/2016
Oh my, this was a far better read than I thought. Looks like Alucard's "sex beam" works just fine if you ask me.
Alastair Belfour chapter 1 . 8/16/2014
I really loved reading this! It's so creative!
Love it!
wolfgrl1423 chapter 1 . 7/29/2012
Bahaha I absolutely loved this little fic! I just re-watched the third episode of Hellsing OVA, and noted how odd it was to see Alucard and Pip in first class together xD So happy to find that this fic exists! Totally mind blowing in every way. You did the characters justice too, I was amazed at how well you wrote Alucard's character too! Very believable to the point that I actually heard Crispin's voice reciting your dialogue! Simply wonderful )
Hinotama-Soul chapter 1 . 10/24/2011
hi there!

I really really really love to read this story over and over again!
seras x piplove chapter 1 . 8/7/2010
Anne chapter 1 . 10/6/2008
Ha-ha, mindfuckingly brilliant!
ladykirie chapter 1 . 9/5/2008
Oh my... I have A as a female in 'Ceremony' as well- must come in handy at times- funny sexy and and very disturbing...
Superbi chapter 1 . 10/14/2007
this story is hillarous! I like the way it played out. the ending isnt something you would expect.
DeZia of Abiquiu chapter 1 . 8/16/2007
This fic was AMAZING. So rare is Pip slash D: But the "heretic cooties" was an excellent line. It manages to be darkly humorous and incredibly engrossing, psycholical and out there.

But seriously. I was hooked at "heretic cooties".
Ludifer chapter 1 . 7/30/2007
O Argh... I was flinching and yelling throughout that entire thing...aargh...

But it was very good and I thought that was a very funny (if disturbing) story!
Selleh chapter 1 . 1/14/2007
Into the favorites this goes.

I cringed uncomfortably, and it was awesome. D

(I'm sorry if this shows up twice, but FF seems to be stupid about letting me review at the moment.)
Moth Gypsy chapter 1 . 7/7/2006
XD loved it! espedialy the last line, awsum!
S.Dot chapter 1 . 6/19/2006
Ha! That was funny! He didn't even realize what happened!ha ha ha...
LunaTheLunatic chapter 1 . 2/23/2006
THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT! Pip got to snog with a boy and a girl! Lucky bitch! poor seras...she missed the hole thing *weeps for Seras*
Starlight Waltz chapter 1 . 12/27/2005
Funny story! )
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