why did Draco have to see something about Hermione? ohhh it is gonna be good! this is interesting

i'm sensing that this is going to be a funny story

Great story! Thank you!

What a great story! You used a ton of creativity. Thanks for thinking of something refreshing and new.

I have no words to say about what I felt for this chapter. I am feeling so very many things! It’s just awesome work!

And I am back to just dying here. Oh what a way to go. And I want me a Draco Malfoy too!

Things just got serious. Damnit. Gotta see where this is going. But Draco not knowing how to swim has such promise!

Ptsd for Hermione. A devious mom for Draco. How would HP have been if the Weasley Twins teamed up with Narcissa Black?

Still rotfl. Possibly lmfao at this genius.

If emojis can be put in this review, just know that there would have been a hundred or the crying with laughter one. Now please excuse me while I go roll on the floor and laugh.

I am pretty much dying. “It’ll cost you a cookie.” Best line ever.

How cute! Ick and Ack! I loved it.

Thanks good story

lol. good story.

Narcissa took so easily to the name Ick. It occurs to me to wonder if she used to call baby-Draco Ache...