Reviews for Mary Sues of Middle Earth
Hellsig Otoupeim chapter 4 . 1/20/2014
hahahaha this is soooooo true! Mary sues are pretty annoying, and i cannot pass on a good mary sue bashing :p
Guest chapter 4 . 10/21/2013
You poor poor thing, the things we fanfiction (I'm thinking of getting an account, lol) authors do to rid the world of Sues! I can see one of her points. Well, maybe a bit more. But who wants to go for Legolas? Ps. I so very sorry if I have offended anyone. And middle earth practically goes back to the 1800' s when woman were 'dainty' and 'meek'. But if she was XXX old, shouldn't she have a fricken clue on posterior? And who's name FIGWIT? Makes me think of cheese.

-Anonymously Anti-Sue :(
anon4life chapter 4 . 1/28/2013
trust me when i say this was just as painful to read as it was to write... i'm going to gargle acid now... you are onne brave person... *garglegarlgleHIIIIISHHHH*
LunaQuetzal chapter 4 . 6/12/2012
Nice and funny!

Although you kind of warned me at the beginning that the Mary Sue in this chappie doesn't die, i was kinda hoping it wouldn't be the ending i got. I mean, instead of killing her there were other ways to keep it realistic and not go along with the fantasy sue ending!

I kept hoping Figwit would just ignore her throughout the chapter, but it just...grr.

Aside from that, the writing is good, and you got me laughing out loud a couple of times!

Please upload more...
XxWanderlustxX chapter 1 . 11/17/2011
Lol... This was really funny!

specially the last part where they 'began to dance in a circle happily'...
Glitterthorn chapter 4 . 1/1/2011
My eyes... they burn... why didn't you kill her!

Otherwise, this is great. :)
your.daily.dose.of.fanfic chapter 1 . 11/6/2010
A genuine question here:

WHO THE HELL IS FIGWIT AND WHY DO A LOT OF PEOPLE WRITE HIM IN THEIR STORIES?

Anyway, your parody is awesome. _
feliciticity chapter 1 . 6/14/2010
Poor Legolas, she horrified him so much...
anonomous chapter 4 . 11/26/2009
why is there now only four chapters? people keep mentioning seven. please bring the lost chapters back. and i was looking forward to the readthebook/seenthemovie50times sue mentioned at the end of the first chapter
Gone But Not Forgotten chapter 4 . 5/27/2009
*claps* Way to go! I've read this one and the Harry Potter one and I've got to say...THANK YOU! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I hate hate hate hate Mary sues! So thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

And for your amazing ability to murder crazed Mary Sues who actually think their existence means something I give you *drum roll* THE MURDER OF ALL THOSE STUPIDLY PERFECT RETARD MARY SUES!

-GBNF
The Great Space Hobo chapter 4 . 3/1/2009
this was really good! you shoud write Elronds love child from earth sent to ME for no resume next time!
TheHouseOfTheGoldenFlower chapter 4 . 6/4/2008
*patpat*

I feel so sorry for you. Having to write that horror. *shudder*

Very,very nice writing. I especially love tinklewinklehamana. *snickersnicker*

Or should I say, I love it when she dies!

*cakling that is worthy of Sauron*

~THOTGF
quilldragon chapter 1 . 4/27/2008
by the way.. i read your profile and you are officially my new favorite person!

yeah.. i'm mostly weird, but we like a lot of the same things, so i'm not completely insane.
quilldragon chapter 4 . 4/27/2008
it burns us! it burns!

could you write one.. one of those annoying tenth walkers who know everything and have a million slavish pets?
rehtaehwashere chapter 4 . 2/10/2008
WHY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MIDDLE EARTH WITH THE SUEYNESS?
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