Reviews for Sailor Hellblazer
Less Wrong chapter 1 . 9/16/2014
A fine story! All too short, alas.
Guest chapter 9 . 7/18/2013
Constantine isn't a lesbian, he's bisexual. It doesn't come up often, but it's there.
Less Wrong chapter 9 . 2/10/2011
This... this story concept... it should not have worked.
Tweetie Pie chapter 1 . 10/18/2008
I just wanted to say that this is by far one of the funniest, but well characterised fan fics I've read in a VERY VERY long time! Thank you.
scriviner chapter 1 . 4/30/2008
Well, this is still just as hilarious as when I first read it. Yes, it's Scriv. Where've you guys been?
Laryna6 chapter 9 . 2/27/2006
I love this story! Adding to favorites list. You rock!
Miguel chapter 9 . 4/2/2005
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
dogbertcarroll chapter 9 . 12/24/2004
CH1

LOL! Babies are more fearsome then demons. At least with demons you

know what they are going to be like.

CH2

LOL! Well at least he didn't turn into a guy wearing a short skirt. I just

don't think he has the legs to pull it off.

CH3

Moon Stick Up The Arse? Jupiter Thundering Butt-whipping?

Venus Bitch Slap Chain?

LOL! I love the way s/he dealt with the youma.

You've turned Artemis into Bill the Cat?

Anal probing monkeys?

Sailor Bar-fight? If Minako is still Venus we need some name

for him/her.

CH4

LOL! Damn. This just keeps getting funnier. I would have loved for

'Nemesis Car Repair' to have worked tho'! Can you summon

demons for automotive repair?

CH5

"Er, mercifully, the Star Gentle Uterus is about as bad as

it gets," said Gaffo.

Who came up with the names for all their attacks anyway?

I prefer his self named attacks myself.

CH6

Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy. Nice work.

CH7

Great job. I think he should have kicked Venus around a bit

tho'.

CH8

Good ending. Fitting somehow.

CH9

"If anything happens to my little girl, it's your arse in

the fire!"

LOL! You have to love her mother. Protective and vindictive.

LOL! The monkey will spank you! I'm going to have to track down

the Hellblazer series. I want to know how much you made up and

how much is Canon.

Skuld has a thing for John?

*snicker*

I can't believe you shoved everyone into semi-fukus.

We could have used some descriptions as well. I'm

wondering what Swamp Thing actually looked like as

well as the Fallen.

You didn't make them up? I'm going to have to buy the

Hellblazer series now!
Charles RocketBoy chapter 8 . 12/6/2003
Gemma is really fucked now. Damn, DAMN. :(
Charles RocketBoy chapter 3 . 12/5/2003
This fic is a lot better than anyone would expect. Good job.
Cadet Val chapter 9 . 5/24/2003
There is simply no way I can write a review that will do this fic justice. Despite the complete and utter WRONGNESS of the concept, this is spectacular! The characterization, in particular, is dead-on. You should go to work for DC. This is SO on my favourites list.

Smurfs... *whimper*
YT1 chapter 9 . 5/22/2003
Bravo! I just finished the story. I don't know much about Sailor Moon, but this story is SO perfectly Hellblazer. :)

Thank you also for adding the outtakes in the last chapter - I'm glad I got to read them (and laugh really, really hard) even though they weren't part of the story itself.

Just out of curiosity, have you ever read "When Magical Girls Go Wrong," a Sailor Moon parody? I forgot who the author is or what site it was on, but you can probably find it with a web search. I think you'd like it. :)
YT1 chapter 2 . 5/21/2003
Sorry to make two reviews so close together but...THIS IS GREAT! I'm laughing my head off here! If John's turned into one of the Sailor Scouts the whole multiverse is in trouble...
YT1 chapter 1 . 5/21/2003
I dunno about crossing Hellblazer with Sailor Moon, but I must say you've got ol' John C down pat. And you got the humor just right, too!
GlenCheshire chapter 1 . 12/15/2002
I've heard of this elusive story some years back, but never thought to track it down here. I gotta say though, No story I've ever read in my LIFE made me laugh so hard I puked... untill now. I only hope someday I'll actually be as good as that.
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