Great story!

Ok, THAT WAS AWESOME!

That was a really good story. I like how powerful and inventive Harry was. Harry killing the Dursleys with dragon shit was hilarious! I really enjoyed the philosopher's stone horcrux hearts you created at the end. The only thing this story was missing for me was H/Hr as a pairing. But I'm going to chose to think they at least hooked up in the end because of their talk about safety nets. This was a really enjoyable story. Thanks for taking the time to write and share it with us.

Awesome!

Bright light for the rooster.

Sounds like the blood wards are draining Harry's magic because there is no love so the wards aren't getting power from the Power He Knows Not aka Love ala Fumbelmort.

This cracked me up XD
Pure gold in the comedy department :D

Sehr gute geschichte nur es ist alles ein bisschen zu schnell gegangen. Schade dass du nicht ein bisschen mehr geschrieben hast

This is the best end ever, loved the story too

Hi, just wanted to thank you for the laughs. The last paragraph was awesome

Yeah, no... I just can't get past Harry's little asides. The tone is just WAY off. It's clear that the writer is just interjecting his own thoughts into the character in an absurdly heavy handed and obvious way. It completely breaks the flow of the narrative so, I'm bowing out. I just can't keep reading this.

"Hi, I'm Harry. "

"Hello. My name is Hermione." 'She sounds like she's surprised I'm talking to her. Must not have had many friends in grade school.'

... Children dont rationalize like this. Often they come off as inconsiderate morons because the little fuckers can't think beyond their own noses, and yes, eleven year olds are most assuredly children. Your characterization is just plain bad...

You know what? This is just boring to read.

This was such a good story. It made me laugh so much. Loved it

nice, fav, gj, thanks, bye