Reviews for Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees
LunaNotLoony chapter 3 . 1/15
This whole story was hilarious. And spot on.
Tribute-Potterhead-0331 chapter 1 . 12/1/2013
So I wasn't the only one who was mad that S.P.E.W. wasn't in the movie?! Good! This is a really amazing story, and I found myself nodding in agreement a lot. The fourth book is so much better than the movie. And I was mad about the Dumbledore, change, too. The original Dumbledore was so much cuter.

And about Rob Pattinson, I'm don't think it's his fault he sucks in every other movie he's been in except Harry Potter and GoF. It's the writers' faults. Not his ;) But anyway, I need to keep reading, I really liked it.
monstar01 chapter 1 . 2/22/2013
LMAO, this was hilarious! Great recap, you hit it bang-on!
Evelina888 chapter 1 . 1/2/2013
Okay, that moment when Karkaroff randomly closes the doors...what is that even there for? It's completely pointless. The first time I saw it I just thought "Umm...okay?" It was weird.

And I honestly CAN'T BELIEVE that they didn't make Harry have green eyes. That IS ONE OF HIS MOST IMPORTANT FEATURES PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL?

I saw somewhere in Bonus Features on one of the films that apparently they made Daniel Radcliffe wear green contacts at first, but then they were hurting his eyes, so he couldn't wear them or something...but it's not like contacts are the ONLY way they could have made him have green eyes. I mean, come on! Siriusly?

Sigh...but then we all knew that the movies are disastrous, especially compared to the books! And Goblet of Fire (along with DH) is my favorite book! And SPEW (you know, I can't help calling it spew in my head :P haha) - I can't believe they cut it out! Mike Newell was just like "SPEW is wonderful and I love that subplot, but in the movies we really just have to focus on Harry's story, not anything else. But we always try to keep to the spirit of the book." And I'm just thinking "Um. You're not." ANYWAYS, I just had to rant - your story is reminding me of everything I hate about the HP movies. :)

Good story, though. I did laugh. :D:D
Team Gryffinclaw chapter 3 . 3/12/2012
Wow so funny :) thanks!
fangirlz chapter 1 . 2/17/2012
omg i died laughing! love it :{D
Joy chapter 1 . 1/22/2012
simply brilliant! lmao
GNatGirl13 chapter 1 . 11/13/2011
: )

Just rewatched the movie, this was great!
illeden9872 chapter 1 . 8/30/2011
Freaking Hilarious! My stomach is in serious pain right now. There were moments I was oddly reminded of the Literal trailers Tobuscus does on youtube.
musiikdorkiie chapter 1 . 8/18/2011
This was fricken amazing. Actually. There are no words to describe the awesomeness if said spoof. Ing I laughed so hard! XD you should totally do some more! Brilliant really!
Mediwitch1 chapter 1 . 8/6/2011
Haha, brilliant! some bits were hilarious and I nodded a lot while reading, t'was awesome :)

thanks for writing it!
YenGirl chapter 1 . 7/22/2011
After giggling and shaking all over for the past 20 minutes of course I have to review!

It's brilliant (like you didn't know that). And I nodded my head. A lot.

I loved all the character descriptions and yes, Cedric is damned hot. And Snape is of course sexy thanks to Alan Rickman.

Thank you for you humongous effort on this. We get you. We utterly get you :)
aWeSoMeLuNaTiC chapter 1 . 7/2/2011
(sigh) all I can say is SO DAMN FUNNY! i couldnt possibly stop laufing. I totaly agree with the Hardcore HP fans are not petty nit-picky people and resent being referred to as such. they miss out all the good parts in all the movies it mkes me cry. D;
Arithmancy Master chapter 1 . 4/20/2011
Oh yes, much nodding in agreement. I especially hated the flying dragon sequence. After I've posted this I will have a look through the other reviews to see what offended other people the most about the film. [I'm British and some of us old folk still watch films rather than movies.] Regret that I do not share your enthusiasm for Cedric but found it amusing anyway.
Titanlunatic chapter 1 . 1/4/2011
Eh...that was confusing.

I liked the third movie? And the Goblet of Fire.

It's alright ]
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