Reviews for Come out of the closet!
Guest chapter 1 . 8/23/2014
Ah, beautiful blackmail… Well done, boys!
Sailor Pandabear chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
THat was kinky and hilarious.
CallMeMs.Malfoy02 chapter 1 . 8/5/2012
lol i got dirty thoughts.
when i read what really happened i was like -_-''
Love-begits-love chapter 1 . 4/11/2012
F***ing funny!
Rooz990 chapter 1 . 11/27/2011
fantastic story
sasunaru2themax chapter 1 . 5/15/2011
I almost passed out laughing :D xxx
Tra chapter 1 . 11/3/2010
hehehehe...this was great! i laughed my ass off. you should do another one!
ClosetedDork chapter 1 . 5/9/2009
Snape, Ron and Hermione were standing in front of the door when they heard a yelp and a whimper from Draco.

“Looks like you need some help with that...”

“Well, get on your knees...”

“I’m not getting on my knees.”

“You can’t very well reach it standing up, can you, Potter?”

“Yes, I can. It’s not like I’m using my mouth after all.”

There was the sound of shifting for a moment.

“Oh, god! Potter!”

Ron and Snape’s eyes widened at the sound of potions being rustled, soon followed by the splashing of a liquid.



“Now there’s white stuff all over my chest!”

Ron nearly fainted.

“That wouldn’t have happened if you’d kept your shirt on!”

“This wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t taken off your pants!”

Hermione took a deep breath, counted to ten, and let it out slowly. “Would you boys just come out of the closet? This is getting ridiculous!”

“...Harry! You can’t stick that there!”

“Watch me.”

There was a loud scream, ending in Draco hissing.

“Harry! You know that hurts!”

“Of course I do. We’ve done this before, but this time, the positions are switched.”

LoL! love it! /raises hand/ I got dirty thoughts while reading it!
hieisdragoness18 chapter 1 . 1/26/2009
Sydsas chapter 1 . 12/31/2008
Oh my gosh! That was hilarious! *falls outa her chair laughing then dies from laughing so much* XP
shiftyless chapter 1 . 7/17/2008
LOL! hahahahaha
laica-27 chapter 1 . 4/15/2008
wow you hade me laughing there.

but why didnt snape faint i would think he would do that in the hey its good wery good.
LDNatalie chapter 1 . 2/23/2008
Thank god for those clothes-vanishing potions!

Winga chapter 1 . 1/29/2008
I love it!

The conversation between them, over a crab...

I'll raise my hand too...
shiny-sparkles chapter 1 . 8/27/2007
LMAO i love the last line “Bloody hell, Ron, your ears can get red!” Ron promptly fainted. hehehe keep up the good work
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