You forgot Daniel's revolving door in the afterlife.

I could not stop laughing by the end of this,you captured this perfectly!

Hi, I can't find your SG1/GW x-over. Did you have to take it down?

That was hilarious! Thanks!

LOL, this made me laugh.

I know this is 8 years later but maybe the following needs to be added to the list -

Cola and Menthos are strictly forbidden to be used to make a coke fountains or bottle rockets!

Laughing so hard... Hooah!

Thank you for the laughter.

This was fucking hilarious.

Blue book, blue box, whatever. I can see why SGC members would be fans of Doctor Who, and if the "TV signals are being transmitted from Earth into space" theory is happening in Stargate, then I can see why offering "Jelly Babies" would be an even worse idea.

This was so much fun to read! During chapter six, I thought of an entry that goes with my own story that I am working on. If you want to hear it, just pm me, and I'll tell it to you.

I have loved reading this, and am now seriously wondering why the Stargate Wiki isn't called Goa'ugle :D

Duoooo! OK, I squeed when I saw Duo's name!

It's funny because it's true!

Cliche statement is cliche I know, but it's apropos. Great work.

you should write:
"The President and Major Paul Davis Read: 'Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do'"